i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao
you should also be able to do this to job listings
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao
you should also be able to do this to job listings
you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro
It keeps getting better, too. I turn 45 this year and if my 15-year-old self could see me now he’d never believe it.
I go to concerts and breweries. I have a job that I like and am good at. I have awesome friends who have stuck by me for everything. I have a partner who is kind and loving and smart and so so so gorgeous. I don’t talk to my dad at all and my mom I only talk to sparingly. I’m friends with my sister. I do recreational drugs sometimes and have so much fun.
It took 30 years to get here but holy shit it was worth it.
Absolutely everything I thought was neat as a child but had no idea how to access, I accessed as an adult and it kicks ass. It took until my late 30s to heal enough from my parents to be able to enjoy my life, but when I finally came around I found I had a family I love who loves me and I get to spend most of my time tinkering with old computers and painting miniatures and stuff. Would that I could go back in time and teach child Yan how to play D&D, and explain how those wargames that he thought looked super cool but didn't understand even a bit worked. And how to build a computer. And how to have friends - he would have been good at it.
Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.
Loading screen for Swords & Sorcery, The Midas Adventure Concept No 1, adventure for Spectrum 48K by Mike Simpson (Personal Software Services, 1985)
Just appreciating the vibes. Especially the knight. I mean I gotta appreciate the "we've got eight colours to use and we're going to use each one to make your eyes bleed" attitude of the spectrum in general
BNF Français 343 Queste del Saint Graal / Tristan de Léonois, 1380-1385
People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.
#remember chilchuk would tell you to always put ur own needs and rights first in the workplace 🧡 (@clowniconography)
This is the Union Chilchuck, reblog him to affirm your own worth as a worker and entitlement to regular breaks
#keep senshi in your heart to eat well #chilchuck in your heart to maintain boundaries #laios in your heart to stay passionate #marcille in your heart to speak your mind #and izutsumi to be kbity [X]
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Is this…shipping discourse?
Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.
And then Australia Post be like:
I extremely don't understand whenever someone who's mentally ill and unmedicated is like "I'm afraid to go on medication because what if I can't feel good without the meds?" YOU ALREADY DON'T FEEL GOOD WITHOUT THEM. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF TAKING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE
"I know I can't see properly, but I'm afraid to get glasses because what if I can't see properly without them?" <-- how those people sound to me
holding my head in my hands
Had people do the whole "but those antidepressants will change your brain chemistry man" and yeah i should fucking hope they do, my brain chemistry is fucked and changing it makes me not want to die so
My thoughts on Ayds®, in case you were wondering.
I rescued this sad box of Ayds from my grandmother’s kitchen cupboard shortly after her passing in 1993. It was trash to be discarded, covered in dust. As a passing curiosity I picked it up and did a quick calculation. Ayds had been off the market for the better part of a decade by that point. Its moniker’s unfortunate similarity to the disease of the same name had sullied the Ayds brand, to put it mildly. The popular “reducing candy” succumbed to the ensuing PR disaster, leading to a decline in sales and the product’s eventual demise sometime in the mid-1980s. And this was an earlier box design than the one I remembered from my days working at the drug store in college in the early ’80s. The smart-looking design aesthetic of the package held some clues to the brand’s eventual identity crisis; made to be sold alongside “diet pills” like Dexatrim, adjacent to Flintstone vitamins and Geritol, but within grabbing distance of the Whitman’s samplers and Haley’s M-O. This old box of science candies was designed to appeal to adults who might be attracted to the word “plan,” applied to weight-loss caramels. (I never really knew what Ayds was: Did Ayds have an appetite suppressant in it? Caffeine?? No. Turns out, Ayds was just a vitamin pill in the form of a piece of candy, a precursor, I suppose, to today’s gummy-bear vitamins. If a person was restricting their diet or skipping meals, they could just eat Ayds and still get some guilt-free nutrition as well as some of those delicious “available calories.” According to the list of ingredients, Ayds was 72.5% corn syrup, 9.9% fat. So, it’s Tootsie Rolls, basically.) There was still product inside this box, wrapped in cellophane, dried out and hardened, along with a few grocery coupons grandma had clipped, stowed in there, and forgotten about… all of it dated 1974, the year Rhoda went on the air. This, I realized, was probably the first and last box of Ayds grandma ever bought, its life spent migrating to the back of her cupboard. She’d hung on to those fossilized caramels for twenty years. Impressive. It was the kind of Depression-era household thrift she was known for and which prevented her from ever throwing anything away. Not even Ayds. This box had come so far, it seemed to me. I couldn’t bear to see it just go into the trash, so I wiped it off and put it in my suitcase. And now these reducing candies are 45 years old and hard as dice — beautiful shiny brown dice. So I keep them around, for old times’ sake, collecting dust in my kitchen.
The seventh PROJECT:OBJECT volume is a 25-part series of true stories about fetishes. That is to say: objects with which we are obsessed, to which we are devoted, and from the influence of which we cannot escape.
"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".
"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"
Check out my new philosophy called Correctism. It includes all of the correct and true ideas and rejects the wrong ones.