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Fuck men they can go die in a hole and suck my left nut for forgiveness that I won’t give

My date on Tuesday is wear his cowboy outfit you know what they say about that

I just want to shove my face into a hairy man’s chest and have him cuddle me

Is it so wrong to want to be chased into the wood captured chained up and fucked in the woods by a hot tatted up masked man

I will do unspeakable things to get me some Taco Bell nacho fries

Nothings better than getting drunk & high and picking up some Taco Bell

I will never say no to eating my weight in rice

You’d think working at a movie theater would get you more dates cause you get to watch movies for free but so far men just don’t want to talk to me

Can I please get drunk by a hot man spitting the liquor into my mouth

Can someone pour hot wax all over my body id feel like that would be extremely sensual

If a hot man put a knife to my throat I’m gonna get a raging boner

I think I’m becoming a redbull gay and I’m not mad about it

Can men ovulate if not they do now

Vodka Red Bulls give me life

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