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Surviving off of Red Bull vodkas and gay thoughts

[mpregseahorse]

Let’s hope this hair wig gets me a boyfriend cause if men still don’t want me even after I spent $650 on a hair system I think I’m just to ugly to date and probably will disappear off the face of the earth

[begaylickrocks]

When you touch a boy’s face and he leans into it like a cat, reblog if you agree

[mpregseahorse]

I swear to god if the second i get my toupee n and then I get hit on by men and they actually want to go on dates I might actually kms

[mpregseahorse]

Can I juts ugly cry into a hairy man’s chest and and he’s pats my head and calls me a good boy

[mpregseahorse]

The urge to move and tell absolutely no one and disappear from the grid is strong

[mpregseahorse]

You can’t get hangovers if your always drunk

[twilight-does-stuff]

i need a bf im gonna go INSANE

[mpregseahorse]

Going to a bar specifically cause they have good fries and dipping sauce

[mpregseahorse]

I have the humor of a prepubescent little boy 

[mpregseahorse]

Fuck men they can go die in a hole and suck my left nut for forgiveness that I won’t give

[mpregseahorse]

I just want to shove my face into a hairy man’s chest and have him cuddle me

[mpregseahorse]

Is it so wrong to want to be chased into the wood captured chained up and fucked in the woods by a hot tatted up masked man

[mpregseahorse]

I will do unspeakable things to get me some Taco Bell nacho fries

[mpregseahorse]

Nothings better than getting drunk & high and picking up some Taco Bell

[mpregseahorse]

I will never say no to eating my weight in rice

[mpregseahorse]

You’d think working at a movie theater would get you more dates cause you get to watch movies for free but so far men just don’t want to talk to me

[mpregseahorse]

Can I please get drunk by a hot man spitting the liquor into my mouth