🥔what EXCELLENT boiled potatoes🥔

[peppermintsandbones5]

RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public

[agnosticblowjob]

RIP lydia and kitty bennett you would have loved playing tiktok pranks on your mom

[mr-collins-2005]

Sorry for disappearing guys, I've had some very intense lessons from my esteemed patroness Lady Catherine de Bourgh to keep up with

[ilajue]

happy April fools day you weeaboo shits *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you*

[mr-collins-2005]

I HAD EXCELLENT BOILED POTATOES TONIGHT!!!!!!!

[samduqs]

[mr-collins-2005]

My Esteemed Patroness Lady Catherine de Bourgh deserves the recognition 🙄🤚

[lonelylittledot]

rip Mr Collins, you would have loved Patreon

[mr-collins-2005]

Do they have potatoes?

[mr-collins-2005]

Other than boiled potatoes of course, what’s your favorite kind of potato?

EXCELLENT boiled potatoes. Duh.

[mr-collins-2005]

MR COLLINS WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE IRISH POTATO FAMINE

The most devastating event to happen in the whole world in all of history

[mr-collins-2005]

I had cheesy potatoes this morning. They were EXCELLENT. Life is good. Time to go marry my cousins best friend ❤️🥔❤️🥔❤️🥔

[theres-rue-for-you]

there is a small snail in my ear and she keeps telling me to run into the wilderness to never be seen again

[mr-collins-2005]

I'll be with the potatoes

[mr-collins-2005]

Istg these sneezes are hitting me like fat man and little boy