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man. life would be so much easier if I hadn't been cursed with prophetic visions and huge honkers

#shitpost #body image #i hate having this body type it's annoying and inconvenient #the prophetic visions don't help either

polposting

Me, in Swedish museum: so, how much of these stuff are stolen?

The guide who just heard me curse this nation in Polish:

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me, a Swedish philologist, spying on the Swedes who have no idea I'm actually Polish

(jk, literally asked a guide at the Royal Palace in Stockholm where the Polish treasures at)

#i go to Sweden regularly #can't help but smile whenever a museum guide utters the words “Katarina Jagiellonica”#i do love Sweden though #polblr #sweblr #all makt åt tengil vår befriare #sa du sten

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damn, girl! is our relationship the Vasa ship? bc it took years to be ready, it was beautiful and it sank almost immediately

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damn, girl. i guess we're more like the Royal Ship Kronan. our tragedy was epic, but hardly anyone knows or cares about it

#swedish #svenska #sweblr #regalskeppet kronan #kronan #kalmar #shitpost #vasaskeppet #the vasa ship #vasa #stupid jokes

ok y'all be so fr

the fuck is Gösta Berling's deal

#selma ily but the fuck are you talking about #why would an iconic lesbian like yourself have all her female characters want this pathetic man #gösta berling #gösta berlings saga #sweblr #svensk litteratur #selma lagerlöf #sa du sten #all makt åt tengil vår befriare

listen. i have no clue how that would work. but if anyone by some magic has access to the Hadestown proshot – PLEASE consider sharing it. I'll give you my money. My first born son. My own soul.

#hadestown #hadestown broadway #hadestown proshot #pls help. i live in Europe

isn't it crazy that you can dedicate your entire life to running as fast as you can, but still end up so utterly, shamefully behind?

#obviously i don't mean physical running that's disgusting #vent post #feeling very much behind in life

was rewatching TUS the other day. and man. i can't get over their faces when Brennan reveals that Wally is Kugrash's son

Murph smiles bc he knows what's coming. Ally is shocked. but SIOBHAN

my shayla 😭😭

#she is so babygirl i can't #siobhan thompson #i love how expressive she always is #i love how she and Emily are always the first ones to cry #Brennan on the other hand just looks smug and pleased with himself #tus #the unsleeping city #dimension 20 #intrepid heroes

i need a hug from the platonic ideal of my mom

#shitpost #philosophy #plato #i wish my actual mom's hugs were really comforting #but alas

wave of deep sadness: suddenly hits

me, googling frantically: "cat café near me"

#cats #cat cafe #still sad but less sad now that i got to pet some cute kitties

sometimes i get so absorbed in my silly little stuff that i momentarily forget about the deep dark hole in my soul that will never go away lol

#at what point does the “bad” just become your default state of being?#tw depression

listen. I didn't expect EH3 to be anything but mid. that's fine. but couldn't they at least give my girl a wedding dress that looks somewhat historical? and at least kind of put her hair up?