mr hijinks

not here to fuck spiders

[catchymemes]

[rachiesratirementhome]

Friday vibes 💕🐀🐁

[still-love-alice]

Robert pattinson,next year trying to promote his new Batman film, after years of typecasting and skepticism, finally moving on:

Interviewer: -so regarding Stephanie Meyer’s new development to the twi- -

R:

[lazy-cat-corner]

Robert Pattinson: I’m Batman!

Stephanie Meyer releasing Midnight Sun and ready to drag him back into hell:

[mr-hijinks]

The fucking pomegranate on the cover though

[weasleysking-deactivated2020061]

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]

[razorbladeromantics]

i have feelings for u. not telling u which ones.

[31st]

HELP

[the-captain-daddy]

💀💀💀💀💀

[retrogamingblog2]

[automatic-caution-door]

[automatic-caution-door]

[anxietyproblem]

[automatic-caution-door]

[automatic-caution-door]

[desertpups]

Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse

[mr-hijinks]

I just started crying because I love chickens so much what the fuck

Let me out

[lydiabrbpooping]