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If only you loved me MORE, before i was gone.

never ever will i forget you

i eat a lot of cheese

REASONS TO LOVE ME

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My way home.

CULTURE CONTROLS YOU

Drinking on her booty dew

Her booty dew

Oh yeah her booty do

Big meaty mound

Weighs 11 pounds

Oh yeah, her booty dew

a man and a woman walk into a car.

the cartender says how you doing.

he saying his dick taste good

100 is a good number like, i really like that number i mean that is a GOOD number what a number look how good that number is this is a really really good number i mean this number is really fantastic im just blown away by how good this number fantastic number, it really truly is. hey tom look at this. *oh hey look at that, what a great number you got there, bill* thanks tom, come by with the kids sometime *oh i dont think i'll be doing that, you son of a bitch* what a great number

I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN

EVERYDAY IM IN PAIN

DEATH

so many reason to hate love, yet so many reasons to love you. only 24 hours left, oh lord, what will i do.

sadviolences

loosen the knots around my neck

hurry before my head shrinks

a man stands in the corner, shaken but not stirred.

he takes two pills one for his brain and one for his nerves.

do you have paper or plastic, the nurse said neither now quit asking.

are you living in a dream?

better not be. wake up

we need you NOW

tissue is white, indeed. but what about napkins. yes, napkins are white. but what about a paper towlette. yes, those are white as well.

the man becomes violently angry.

i have seen brown paper towlettes on many occasions. now retract your statement or prepare for the ultimate annihilation

the man with all the answers is silent

but then speaks.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'''''''''''''''''''>>>>

a little melodrama never hurt anyone, unless you're talking about the millions who have cried themselves to death. tear soaked coffin.

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