Huh? Who's This?

Just some person

[itsapmseymour]

mimics as synthetic boobs, yes or no?

Would that make them Booby Traps?

[itsapmseymour]

Oh no

OH NO IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE?

[firesparkprime]

I believe it is sir.

How does it feel to have fallen to your own hubris?

[itsapmseymour]

IT BRINGS ME PAIN AND MISeERY

[mtsodie]

this picture is killing me . its so shapeful . why are you lookin at me like that .

[helloscully]

but did you go to taco bell?

Of course I did I’m not a monster

[skipppppy]

Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

[skipppppy]

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

[skipppppy]

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)

[vague-humanoid]

@el-shab-hussein @huzni @palipunk

[el-shab-hussein]

The unchilding and dehumanization of Palestinians is so commonplace that no Western media outlet is talking about this. It is completely normal to them to frame Palestinian children if not TODDLERS as informants and military personnel and if one of those babies is killed the media will report on it as if it was an adult. They are after all using the zionist occupation's numbers on 'Hamas members killed'. Well, these are your 'Hamas members'.

[sugarr-moon]

im done with this but just to hammer it in DONT HARASS PEOPLE. DONT RAID SERVERS. THAT WONT HELP. its been resolved already so just please leave others alone thank you

[mr-matteusz]

[modern-politics111]

[scotty-wolf-lover1968]

important and encouraging

[pcamtschatica]

Found a great (free) documentary on the Freedom House Ambulance Service here- https://www.wqed.org/freedomhouse/ (has captions too)!

[mr-matteusz]

Okey who woke up the homestuck fans?

[riant-draws]

tw for panic attack, eyestrain (last page), swears

@tsunochizu's backwards through the snow!! this fic is my lifeblood

this scene's from chapter 15, in which iirc sig is like "ok pebbs is acting weird as hell time to get to the bottom of this" and pebbs wants some modified neuron flies for extra storage (which sig can send him the blueprints for), which ends up in them having a very... exciting video call

also I belatedly realized that the author made designs for sig and pebbs in btts but haha I am not redrawing pages~

this took me over a month I'm not even kidding

*dies*

[tsunochizu]

I absolutely love this and I want everyone ever to look at this

Therefore

EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THIS

[thethrillof]

anyway yeah, my laptop is falling apart (again) so i'm looking out another one.

so. gofundme, i guess! feel free to donate if you got a few bucks or whatever to spare, but no big deal if you can't.

[thethrillof]

oh right, i also have a ko-fi if anyone prefers that =w=b

[creepymutelilbugger]

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

sometimes a pairing is made with all of the aspects that are like catnip to you and youjust

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

NOT THE IMAGE I MEANT TO USE

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

youare casting some sort of evil spell on me

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

FLOP POST ‼️‼️ I WIN ‼️

[pacificseaotter]

its not too late. followers you know what to do

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[ms-demeanor]

Since the sell by date wasn't for another 4 days I returned them. I was checking out at the store and I was like "i'm not sure you want to take them out of the bag" and he did and a passing manager was just like "That looks like a bomb, I'm just gonna take it to the back" and was off like a shot.

[ms-demeanor]

Okay but seriously, if you have a package of food like this or especially if you have a can that is bulging like this, it is literally full of poison, do not open it and absolutely positively do not eat it under any circumstances.

Any food packaging that is bulging has to be considered unsafe to eat. A lot of people who might be living on their own for the first time don't know what that looks like, and this is a really, really extreme example, but yeah if the top of a can has become slightly domed from internal pressure that's going to kill you, don't eat it.

[beardedmrbean]

[onetwothreemany]

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

[spinabifidaoccultist-deactivate]

OCTOBER 4, 2023

TURN OFF YOUR OTHER PHONE AND DO NOT TURN IT ON AGAIN UNTIL YOU ARE ALONE AND SAFE BECAUSE THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED ON.

AGAIN I REPEAT:

OCTOBER 4, 2023

THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED BACK ON.

SO ONLY POWER IT BACK ON WHEN IT IS SAFE TO DO SO.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

If this doesn't make sense, then good news it's not for or about you but still reblog it because you never know who may need to know this.

Reblog and add more tags.

[shallots-and-oranges]

Details here. The test will last approximately 30 minutes (though each device should only get the notification once) until around 2:50.

FEMA and FCC Plan Nationwide Emergency Alert Test for Oct. 4, 2023

FEMA, in coordination with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), will conduct a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) a