[splendidland]

this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here

[saiasus]

[thethingsifindfunny]

I think I just wet the bed from laughing

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[trilllizard666]

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

[parakeet]

its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason

[parakeet]

You: Still as a gotdamn statue… Me:

[fineillsignup]

me waiting at starbucks for my iced peppermint mocha

[onlytwitterpics]

[buckythelittlepuppy]

It’s so true,it reminds me of this scandal in France when an art school has photoshopped white students to look black.

[cute-overload]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

a safe bird

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

thoughts on boys?

disgusting but irresistible

[unclefather]

[smugsbunny4]

[weloveshortvideos]

When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness

[piscesqueeen]

LMFAOOOO

[bloodphoenix]

That death stare gave me chills

[lambhoo-deactivated20150405]

luv the dimensions of this brick I found in the woods. I’m going to keep it on my back porch forever. Luv it

[lambhoo-deactivated20150405]

Luv it

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i love this brick!

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

i love this brick!

[bloodspire]

LOVE this brick

[gayturians]

[asgardian-viking]

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

[s-c-a-r-e-c-r-o-ws]

Fuck Travis

[gerrycanavan]

Jury nullification. Pass it on.

[antigovernmentextremist]

Jury nullification is so fucking important.

[lesserjoke]

This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.

[frpeter]

I didn’t know about this. Wow.

[theveganarchist]

always reblog

[enbyhugs]

This is SUPER IMPORTANT and also a good reason to show up for jury duty. You know all those laws you think are stupid? This is your chance to maybe do something about it. 

[errors-dot-albi-deactivated2015]

I…. I thought this was common knowledge… signal boosting this because it obviously isn’t!

[trials-of-socrates]

Did not know this

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Jury nullification in the United States has its origins in colonial British America. Similar to British law, in the United States jury nullification occurs when a jury in a criminal case reaches a verdict contrary to the weight of evidence, sometimes because of a disagreement with the relevant law.

[dragongirltitties]

also note you shouldnt mention it until youre actually on the jury. lawyers can have potential jurors dismissed for knowing this.

[ryanthetrans-man]

How To Wash Your Binder!

Hey everyone, just wanted to make this is show y’all how I wash my binder and as a reminder to wash your binder!

So first off, I like to wash my binders every third day (unless it was really hot that day or if I spilled something on it, then I wash it that day)

So first I fill the sink up with warm water and put my binders in the water. Then I like to let them just soak in the water for a few minutes!

So next I use a Landry cleaner and softener

I keep them in small tubs cause I don’t need the whole bottle.

Now I leave them to soak for a couple minutes

Now I’m using dove body wash to make it smell nice and feel a lot softer

Now I let that soak for a moment

After I scrub them I drain the warm water

And then rinse them off with cold water

If any of your water turns a weird color do not worry! It’s not because it dirty, it’s just the dye!

Then I squeeze them out the best I can by hand and then I leave them to hang like this for the night!

Hope this was helpful!?

[nejire-vs-villains]

To my trans followers.

[kill-me-if-you-can-blog1]

Just in case I have any followers who would be helped by this

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

@poisonedapples !!

[sun-and-poetry-blog]

First of all, I could need this lmao. Second, IF ANY OF YOU HAS A BINDER, WASH IIITTT

[oricalcon]

If you don’t wash em you can get really painful skin rashes ouo make sure you wash em!

[surroundedbyperverts]

Reblog for trans people.

[altonbrowns]

[ghostclvb]

watching spy kids: island of lost dreams aka the single most ambitious and masterful piece of modern american cinema ever created

[ghostclvb]

holy shit the creature designs in this movie were NEXT FUCKING LEVEL

[ghostclvb]

spy kids 2:

me, approximately age 9:

[ghostclvb]

“do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is probably THE hardest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of modern film and people regularly search google for its origin just to find out steve buscemi said it in a movie about adolescent spies from 2002

[bombshellsandbluebells]

detective pikachu spoilers

[malandi]

detective pikachu spoilers under the floating bunny

but that scene where pikachu gets hit by a pebble and DIED. what the HECK! i seriously thought it was going to be a comedic scene! because at first the angle of the shot of the rock approaching made it look like a literal boulder. then the next shot shows pikachu going down after a pebble bounces off his body like a freaking pop rock candy. tim panicked he was like pikachu!!! and i laughed thinking this is so extra heeheehee but then the next scene is pikachu DYING.

couldn’t they have made the rock that hit pikachu a little bit bigger!!!!! it looked so harmless! and pikachu is able to take hits and tackles from strong pokemon why the heck did pop rock candy kill him. was his hp taking damage throughout their whole mission? but i don’t remember him getting hit at all during their escape! were the animators so against hitting pikachu with a big scary boulder they just thought ‘screw it just flick him with a pebble well make him die somehow’