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My name is Quinn/Bumbles and I love The Magnus Archives so much. Martin Blackwood deserves everything. Jonathan Sims deserves therapy. I follow from corvidanger and since my first bio I now have TMA OCs oops.

[adhdarchivist]

This whole time I’ve been assuming that obviously Gertrude would have foiled Peter’s ritual attempt sometime after the whole thing with the Spiral, but? No?? Apparently not?? This bitch shattered Peter’s world with a newspaper article and then a few years later just casually hit him up for a ride to the Arctic Circle???? We stan a legend.

[santhomedusae-deactivated202006]

#gertrude: oi fog boy me and my twink assistant need a ride#peter “i hate confrontation and i’m saving eye contact for marriage” lukas: yes ma'am (via @everchased)

[ieattaperecorders]

A week after arriving Somewhere Else -

Martin stares solemnly at Jon's wound with tears in his eyes, Jon holds him and murmurs reassurances, promising he doesn't blame him, both of them barely whispering as if they're afraid to speak of it too loudly.

7+ years after arriving Somewhere Else -

Jon: (Trying to get out of doing the laundry) C'mon YOU KILLED ME

Martin: AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN IF I HAVE TO WASH MORE OF YOUR BLOODY SOCKS

[ieattaperecorders]

#jon: martin i simply cannot do the dishes#martin (brandishing a knife): i killed you once and i'll do it again#jon: maybe if we kill me enough we'll end up in a world with no dishes

[mr-pitch]

Man that AU JonGerryMartin ghost fic sounds very appealing to write now that everything is wrapped up and I don’t have to worry about OOC actions

I need to relisten to the podcast before I allow myself to outline that tho

And I will start with a one shot/cliffhanger chapter 1 bc its midterm season and I only have so many braincells

[cat-gh0ul]

Heres my episode 201 fix it fic enjoy ; )

Sound up!

[tsunadadudi]

I WILL SAY. I liked a lot of season 5, I think the premise is still really good

But this was uh

QB yote the ball and it got fumbled over and over a bunch

I see a lot of similarities in how the ending hit in a Bad Way like with Limetown and it feels worse bc the buildup was SO, SO GOOD

[mr-pitch]

Actually im putting this here

[everchased]

wait no hold on a second i’m going to miss them

[nubs-mbee]

My mag200 predictions. If I’m not right I’ll cry.

[babyyodablackwood]

I just want a really cathartic jonah killing scene where martin gets to stab and wack him over and over like that's for the world that's for what you did to my boyfriend that's for what you did to me and melanie that's for tim and for sasha and that's what you took from us when we could have been happy in that fucking cabin

[equalseleventhirds]

oh actually i remembered i DO have something else to say:

i appreciate So Much that annabelle can have a lisp and still be a serious person with serious, possibly villainous plans. i like that she can have a lisp and still be taken seriously and even viewed as intimidating. i love & adore her on many levels but this is something i, who has been told many times i sound like a child bcos of my high voice & lisp, really really appreciate

[equalseleventhirds]

new headcanon that annabelle, like me, had to do unhelpful exercises with school speech therapists as a child, and had to put up with teachers and parents and also the therapists telling her she was just doing it wrong and if she tried harder she could talk like a normal person, and after she got spidered up she filled them up with spiders and fucking good for her

[officialspec]

mr fuckhands himself

[sadmages]

Jon Sims epic funny moments

[nwarrior777]

@lighthausen how dare you hiding this prompt in the tags

[juliaaadoodles]

TMA but like...as Jedi

I’m going to leave this here and let y’all come up with your own conclusions 😌

[mr-pitch]

If you're attracted to Gerry you were madly in love with Gerard Way and had a big fucking MCR phase

Or you're still not over your emo phase

[ghostlightghoul]

So, I just recently caught up with The Magnus Archives. And as soon as I finished I went back and am doing a re- listen. There is so much intertwined in the first season that is connected through the whole series that I never noticed. One thing that really caught my attention was a line from Jon when Jane Prentiss attacks. He says something along the lines of “I am recording this all so I don’t become another muster, I want people to know what happened to me.” And I was thinking, all the tape recorders that just pop up out of nowhere in the later seasons, we assume they are there from the Eye with a capital E. But what if Jon himself is manifesting them. What if they are there becasue Jon doesn’t want to be a mystery, he wants his story documented.

[mr-pitch]

The cat domain is a portal to the warrior cats universe, a place thay contains vast amount of strife and pain and fear, and in this essay I will be-

[whitepassingpariston-deactivate]

i wanna know the logic behind the apocalypse spell. like.. how the fuck did jonah figure that out? none of the entities even knew their own apocalypses were pointless. felt like a big shot in the dark honestly what if it had just failed

[whitepassingpariston-deactivate]

a season five rewrite where 160′s ritual fails and then the next four episodes are jon and martin cottage fluff where every so often a statement will ‘hello jon’ them as jonah keeps trying to tweak his ritual. but they never fucking work and he just gets more and more frustrated. mag 168 is like ‘fuck you jon its me again. now: take 45!’ and martin laughs at every attempt because they get really stupid. ‘bring all—a predeterminer used to refer to the whole quantity or extent of a particular group or thing—that pitter patter and loop de loops…”

and then the series finale is like “hello jon. you win”

[65binary]

Every so often Martin gets paranoid and is like “JON if it works this time I should proofread it.” but Jon says no because how would Martin know? But one day Martin gets his hands on one of Jonah’s statements and bursts out laughing because it starts off with “Hello Martin, you overprotective little shit.”