Mister Floating Idiot

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[65binary]

today was the supposed to be a time loop but i did every thing right first try so they're letting me out and not bothering with the loop stuff 🤷‍♂️

[65binary]

side notes idgaf if its cold any vet bill over like 1k i look sideways at. Kim theres people that are dying

[65binary]

googled “do chronic migraines get worse with depression” and the first autocomplete was “in dogs” bitch i dont give a fuck about buster’s issues, im asking about ME

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[night-the-starfish]

He bites <3, mixed media.

[kristina100000]

i love it… white boxers, a cat… everything

[65binary]

just misread “child mortality” as “chud morality” #swag

[muddingseason]

Need

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[r3333f]

we don’t have to fight anymore

[dronenotes]

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[cutecipher]

hrt should be free and they should give it out at every medical clinic

[cutecipher]

[chronicgirlfail]

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

[jeanritchie]

[mousemilf]

how did your gleepo stepping on a laser warp pod protect our spaceport