gay mac rules! gay rich mac!

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[mr-ronald-mcdonald]

why are we not TALKING about CHARLIE in chokes. I would like an essay analysing his every action

[macdentrash]

I made an edit for this whole situation but I feel like it’s a bit melodramatic lmao

[macdentrash]

[phoebebridgay]

Glenn is, how you say, uhmmm glannoying

[sober2deathmp3-deactivated20221]

[billbuttlicker3005]

[mr-ronald-mcdonald]

glenn: [eating leaves on his insta story]

me:

[lesbianfreyja]

the life of glenn howerton is such that every once in awhile, another old friend outs him as someone who gives really really good blowjobs. that’s just what it is

[declaredimaginary]

it’s the k-sci boys

[declaredimaginary]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

hello pls read my fics written to various songs to be read whilst listening to said songs

[mr-ronald-mcdonald]

the black death 2: electric boogaloo

[suite-dee-reynolds]

[mr-ronald-mcdonald]

glenn making smoothies: goodbye meat

[greenfinches]

ideas mac has had between the ages of 28-40

• selling drinks to underage kids (to encourage them to drink responsibly)

• painting a baby he found in a dumpster

• faking his own death

• faking charlie’s death

• buying a wedding dress while heavily concussed and wearing it bc he wanted to find the bride and give it back

• blowing fireballs to attract customers to his drive-by gasoline stall

• honey and vinegar realty

• “ripping open the fabric of historical fact and making a film about it starring ryan gosling as mac”

• giving dennis an rpg for valentines day

• giving charlie a birthday present to cheer him up

• fight milk

• buying (or wanting to buy) a timeshare, a duster, a karaoke machine, a $5000 samurai sword, a dog for the bar, and his ocular patdown goggles

• deciding he was gonna be dennis’ campaign manager and that his campaign should focus on how nice dennis’ hair was

• his sensitive intellectual type outfit

• training charlie to be an underground street fighter

• trying out for the philadelphia eagles

• shirtless wrestling for the troops

• printing various dicks onto towels and selling them

• buying a boat w the money he earned from the dick towels

• gaining 60lbs in three months for no reason other than he felt like it and he wanted to look like a beefcake

• making his little presentations…….making his dumb posters and drawing diagrams……

• the concept of “browning out”

• paddy’s dollars

• project badass

• dressing up as indiana jones while robbing a house and then pretending to be a swedish plumber when things turned south

• raising a child w dennis

[mr-ronald-mcdonald]

Ass pounder 4000

[macsabottom]

Mac and Charlie calling the office of social services “The Welfare Store” is insanely hilarious

[stjudy]

glenn talking about mac finds his pride and at one point being so out of words is so precious

[mr-ronald-mcdonald]

Such a good day to be trans. Also every day. Being trans rocks

[worm-scars]

me, watching ap bio: hm. jack Trans

[mr-ronald-mcdonald]

it's true and you should say it!!!

[mr-ronald-mcdonald]

charlie stans. probably autistic