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lexytheaspiringbimbo

@mayamindmelter md mi sooooooooo dum n lk ez 2 uz mi trgrz on mi n it flz rlllly gud

mayamindmelter

Aww, how could you say no to that?

Jsut a quick reference list for anyone who wants to help her,

**DOWN** puts her deeper into trance

**faucet ON** Makes her dumber

**HOT** makes her feel horny and needy

**LUST** makes her feel pleasure

**GROW** fattens her up

**PLASTIC FANTASTIC** turns her into a plastic fuckdoll

Have fun with her!

lexytheaspiringbimbo

lk iznt thr smn 2 whr thy cn lk mk it mor btr?

mayamindmelter

That's right! If you put an x and a number after the word, it'll make her feel it more.

riseofthecommonwoodpile

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

"oh cool, a Tumblr notif-"

jk rowling is trending!

"god damn it."

#jk rowling the terf #why isn't she dead

pezpenser205

im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

gorusiti7

Kawkaw wants to play!

pocket-deer-belly

one weird thing about the boys is that it fucking loves portraying the antagonists as freaky kinksters whereas all the heroes are like. really tame. about sex. and the things they like. fuck you wheres my main character scat fetishist

pocket-deer-belly

in the first season there's a bar where superheroes do hookups with their superpowers and it's portrayed as like, this bit of (slightly harmless) sexual depravity (moreso a hypocrisy between public and private personas) but the main characters are never shown to get sexy even to that fairly tame degree unless an antagonist is doing it to them

pocket-deer-belly

it portrays kink entirely as like some deeply psychosexual extension of the characters' true values and like yeah a person's sexual behavior can obviously be informed by the rest of them as a person but like. why is it here only the case when a person is a scary capitalist? why doesn't starlights' history of performing at pageants and being under the foot of her mom give her weird sexual feelings, you know?

mayamindmelter

The original The Boys comic was basically just "what if this superhero was actually a disgusting pervert and then billy killed them" over and over so I think that explains how Garth Ennis views things.

nerdicornthetrekkie

gamechangershow

Sorry but it's not complete without...

wtf-is-hockey

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.