[thomasmxller]

i can’t believe lisa müller posted a ‘yes we FUCK’ selfie as a congrats to thomas lmfao

[thomasmxller]

No doubt Neymar will see the face of Thomas Müller behind him when he goes to brush his teeth tonight, and hear the thundering hooves of Thomas Müller in his sleep through uneasy dreams.

~ The Guardian (Thomas Müller shows PSG’s A-list attacking unit how to be a winner)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cishits]

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[encourage]

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

[agraceful-disgrace]

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

[sylferino]

[girlfig]

wakey wakey eggs and

responsibilities

[alexalbn]

PLEASE SAY HUMMELS OWN GOAL PLEASE SAY HUMMELS OWN GOAL

[elishamanning]

THEY SAID HUMMELS OWN GOAL

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Miss, what's the sweet you like the most?

Where did this small Victorian London orphan boy find wifi

[onlytwitterpics]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bianconeri]

paulo dybala to juventus fc (summer 2019) 

[subtubitles]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

[vanish]

daydreaming about stuff that’s probably never going to happen is my favorite hobby

[weirdnessisgood]

[dudettte]

The math books warned us about you

[okaymad]

me at every party all the time