I eat Uranium

Christian Hall

[primproperpanic]

Wait Christian is alive in this AU?

Because

You

You

You find the cure

Blink

Or does he still like get shot

Ah, Christian, bless his heart. No, honey, he still dies. Still shot.

[mr-uranium]

Ah shucks man

*Gets shot and fucking dies*

[arsenicisntmagpie]

Alex's phone rings, from ACE chemicals

"Heya boss? Could ya come down here? We, uh... Found something the interns did. Think it's gotta do with the Christian pal of yours."

(@radioactivedanny)

What? The interns and Christian should not be related at all, what happened?

She runs a hand through her hair in exhaustion, already stepping into her car.

I'm on my way; what on Earth did they do?

[radioactivedanny]

"You know how Christian was kinda like a disney princess, and had a habit of attracting a lot of animals with him into places?"

The worker pauses looking at the thing before him.

"Well, the interns got a hold of one of the bugs, and somethin' weird happened."

[arsenicisntmagpie]

There's probably insecticide somewhere on the grounds.

She mutters sarcastically, definitely not obeying all the traffic laws she could be.

[radioactivedanny]

"I'm sure there is. But, with all due respect Mr. Williams, I don't know if insecticide would work no more."

The worker on the other covers the mic and turns away then shouts st someone else:

"AND BUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON 'EM WOULD YA? THEY'RE FREAKIN' ME OUT!"

[arsenicisntmagpie]

Can you give me any specifics? I implemented strict rules so shit like this didn't happen.

She's already opening her lawyer's contact.

[soulllest-main]

Heem heem

-Christian Hall

bitch you died a week ago stfu

[mr-uranium]

Oops

[soulllest-main]

his ghost haunts me. ghost of fearful past

[soulllest-main]

Heem heem

-Christian Hall

bitch you died a week ago stfu

[mr-uranium]

Oops

[soulllest-main]

his ghost haunts me. ghost of fearful past

[soulllest-main]

Heem heem

-Christian Hall

bitch you died a week ago stfu

[mr-uranium]

Oops

[gothamsmusicmaster]

HIIII

-Christian Hall

Hello!

[mr-uranium]

I have something to tell you

[gothamsmusicmaster]

What is it you need to tell me?

[mr-uranium]

Axel died

[gothamsmusicmaster]

I beg your finest fucking pardon?

[no1arsenicdefender]

WE'RE WORKING ON FINDINGBHIM JUST. I NEED TIM TO RETURN MY CALL.

[gothamsmusicmaster]

CALL HIM AGAIN?!

[no1arsenicdefender]

HES ON A TRIP I MIGHT HAVE TO GET ALEX .

[gothamsmusicmaster]

FUCK!

ALEXANDER!

[arsenicisntmagpie]

I'm tracking down labs based on what Christian could get out of Axel when they spoke. I'll get the address to someone as soon as i can.

[gothamsmusicmaster]

Thank you…

[mr-uranium]

I'm helpful

[gothamsmusicmaster]

HIIII

-Christian Hall

Hello!

[mr-uranium]

I have something to tell you

[gothamsmusicmaster]

What is it you need to tell me?

[mr-uranium]

Axel died

[gothamsmusicmaster]

I beg your finest fucking pardon?

[mr-uranium]

Yeah. Well hes alive but he doesnt gave the hologram anymore ans hes in his dad's lab I think

[gothamsmusicmaster]

He’s WHAT?!

[supercutev]

In his dad's lab :)

[gothamsmusicmaster]

I’m gonna kill that son of a-

Where.

[mr-uranium]

I dunno how would I know?

[gothamsmusicmaster]

HIIII

-Christian Hall

Hello!

[mr-uranium]

I have something to tell you

[gothamsmusicmaster]

What is it you need to tell me?

[mr-uranium]

Axel died

[gothamsmusicmaster]

I beg your finest fucking pardon?

[mr-uranium]

Yeah. Well hes alive but he doesnt gave the hologram anymore ans hes in his dad's lab I think

[gothamsmusicmaster]

HIIII

-Christian Hall

Hello!

[mr-uranium]

I have something to tell you

[gothamsmusicmaster]

What is it you need to tell me?

[mr-uranium]

Axel died

[gothamsmusicmaster]

HIIII

-Christian Hall

Hello!

[mr-uranium]

I have something to tell you

[e-nygmaofficial]

The cat did that?

“As funny as that would be, the cat didn’t found it. The scientist who shares his namesake did.”

[no1arsenicdefender]

The cat did that

[arsenicisntmagpie]

The cat did that.

[theonionkingreigns]

The cat did that.

[kila-blehhhhhh]

The cat did that

[mr-uranium]

The cat did that!

[arsenicisntmagpie]

Happy birthday, @mr-uranium.

[mr-uranium]

Thank you!!!!

[soulllest-main]

"Would smooching Superman make it better? Absolutely, actually, am I a better man than that? ...Not really. But he wouldn't do that, so."

//HES YEARNING AGAIN SOMEONE STOP THAT HO @theonionkingreigns @mr-uranium @detective-adler-on-the-case

[mr-uranium]

Whay

[soulllest-main]

"You heard me. You've seen him, he's the one guy you cant miss."

[mr-uranium]

Smooch?

I heard the word but whag does that mean :(

And I know Superman. I like him hes cool

[soulllest-main]

"To kiss... but more childishly, I guess. A really animated, silly kiss."

[mr-uranium]

You wanna kiss superman? Why

[soulllest-main]

"He's very nice and he's very handsome. We all know I love Jonny with all my heart but sometimes a man needs love that won't kill him."

[mr-uranium]

If he hurts you why stay

[soulllest-main]

"I don't want to have that conversation again."

@theonionkingreigns

[mr-uranium]

I'm sorry :( I just don't understand. I don't like him

[soulllest-main]

"We know, buddy."

[mr-uranium]

How did you two meet?

[soulllest-main]

"Would smooching Superman make it better? Absolutely, actually, am I a better man than that? ...Not really. But he wouldn't do that, so."

//HES YEARNING AGAIN SOMEONE STOP THAT HO @theonionkingreigns @mr-uranium @detective-adler-on-the-case

[mr-uranium]

Whay

[soulllest-main]

"You heard me. You've seen him, he's the one guy you cant miss."

[mr-uranium]

Smooch?

I heard the word but whag does that mean :(

And I know Superman. I like him hes cool

[soulllest-main]

"To kiss... but more childishly, I guess. A really animated, silly kiss."

[mr-uranium]

You wanna kiss superman? Why

[soulllest-main]

"He's very nice and he's very handsome. We all know I love Jonny with all my heart but sometimes a man needs love that won't kill him."

[mr-uranium]

If he hurts you why stay

[soulllest-main]

"I don't want to have that conversation again."

@theonionkingreigns

[mr-uranium]

I'm sorry :( I just don't understand. I don't like him

[soulllest-main]

"We know, buddy."

[mr-uranium]

How did you two meet?

[soulllest-main]

"... you haven't heard the whole story yet, have you?"

[mr-uranium]

I haven't :) I'm curious

[soulllest-main]

"Would smooching Superman make it better? Absolutely, actually, am I a better man than that? ...Not really. But he wouldn't do that, so."

//HES YEARNING AGAIN SOMEONE STOP THAT HO @theonionkingreigns @mr-uranium @detective-adler-on-the-case

[mr-uranium]

Whay

[soulllest-main]

"You heard me. You've seen him, he's the one guy you cant miss."

[mr-uranium]

Smooch?

I heard the word but whag does that mean :(

And I know Superman. I like him hes cool

[soulllest-main]

"To kiss... but more childishly, I guess. A really animated, silly kiss."

[mr-uranium]

You wanna kiss superman? Why

[soulllest-main]

"He's very nice and he's very handsome. We all know I love Jonny with all my heart but sometimes a man needs love that won't kill him."

[mr-uranium]

If he hurts you why stay

[soulllest-main]

"I don't want to have that conversation again."

@theonionkingreigns

[mr-uranium]

I'm sorry :( I just don't understand. I don't like him

[soulllest-main]

"We know, buddy."

[mr-uranium]

How did you two meet?

[soulllest-main]

"Would smooching Superman make it better? Absolutely, actually, am I a better man than that? ...Not really. But he wouldn't do that, so."

//HES YEARNING AGAIN SOMEONE STOP THAT HO @theonionkingreigns @mr-uranium @detective-adler-on-the-case

[mr-uranium]

Whay

[soulllest-main]

"You heard me. You've seen him, he's the one guy you cant miss."

[mr-uranium]

Smooch?

I heard the word but whag does that mean :(

And I know Superman. I like him hes cool

[soulllest-main]

"To kiss... but more childishly, I guess. A really animated, silly kiss."

[mr-uranium]

You wanna kiss superman? Why

[soulllest-main]

"He's very nice and he's very handsome. We all know I love Jonny with all my heart but sometimes a man needs love that won't kill him."

[mr-uranium]

If he hurts you why stay

[soulllest-main]

"I don't want to have that conversation again."

@theonionkingreigns

[mr-uranium]

I'm sorry :( I just don't understand. I don't like him

[soulllest-main]

"Would smooching Superman make it better? Absolutely, actually, am I a better man than that? ...Not really. But he wouldn't do that, so."

//HES YEARNING AGAIN SOMEONE STOP THAT HO @theonionkingreigns @mr-uranium @detective-adler-on-the-case

[mr-uranium]

Whay

[soulllest-main]

"You heard me. You've seen him, he's the one guy you cant miss."

[mr-uranium]

Smooch?

I heard the word but whag does that mean :(

And I know Superman. I like him hes cool

[soulllest-main]

"To kiss... but more childishly, I guess. A really animated, silly kiss."

[mr-uranium]

You wanna kiss superman? Why

[soulllest-main]

"He's very nice and he's very handsome. We all know I love Jonny with all my heart but sometimes a man needs love that won't kill him."

[mr-uranium]

If he hurts you why stay