and my sponsors said do nothing, nothing works.

all prounouns | i bite at the hand that feeds me, slap at the face that eats me.

[misuzu-is-life]

reblog if you agree

[ranty9000]

???

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

The tightness from socks that ever so slightly squeezes the thigh. Do you agree?

[ranty9000]

No

[misuzu-is-life]

bad taste

[autisticdreamfairy]

bad taste

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

bad taste

[joey-wheeler-official]

bad taste

[taiga-fujimura-official]

bad taste

[the-x-button]

bad taste

[mrhx1-deactivated20170607]

Bad taste

[queenwhiskey]

bad taste

[rainbowgazes-archive]

bad taste

[tenvert]

bad taste

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

bad taste

[captainkupo]

bad taste

[gravegospel]

bad taste

[xxxtictacion]

The infamous bad taste post that drove ranty9000 mad

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

Bad taste

[ask-crammaster-ham]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hermes-xi]

Another....... tag game.. *insert sounds of me being strangled*

Anyhow its just two truths and a lie.

I guess feel free to comment if the poll somehow ended by the time you see this.

Two Truths And A Lie

I kept almost dying as an infant

I was a thief for a good while

I have never left the country I live in

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

@biscotch @theycallmezizi @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @rocky-core @loch-nes-dragon @thetypogoddess @chaos-triangle @booknerd2712 @bardorsomethinglikethat @astralfmboi @jupiinova @justcall-me-max @b-does-arts @i-am-trashyy @mini-birdy-offical @fandom-hopper-official @subtletwilighteternity @ellie-moonbeam @lacy-isnt-graceful @cosmic-entity-official @crimzndrgn @valdezsimp02 @thegreendragongirl @transmasc-offical @thefoolingreen @azurest4r @nicothehalfblood @nyx-zooble3 @dragontheryuu +open tags

[i-am-trashyy]

Ty for the tag!!

Easy one >>>

two truths and a lie

I ate paper as a kid

I actually hurt my dad's broken hand as a kid XD (I was 7 and impulsive)

I HATE opossums

Voting ended onAug 15

@hawkeyedoodles @im-garbage-trust @tacoturtlenerd @pandacooker @cyborgclone17 @cheese-and-rice-x06 and OPEN TAGS

[frogshrooms-offical]

Heheheh im open tagz :3

two trutzhs and a lie :p

I've fallen asleep in a tree

I've had a dog (not the same one but a dog) for nearly my whole life

I hate outside

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

@silly-fi5h @bambibxtchx3 @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @5p4rkl3-c0ll3ct1v3 @sentii00d @phoenix2468 @shadow-milk-cookie-1simp @lydia-khoward and open tagz ofc

[i-am-trashyy]

Yayyy

Also NO FUCKING WAY

People who didn't vote for the "I HATE opossums" genuinely don't look at my posts at all 😔💔💔💔💔

[cutesygamerava]

Here’s mine!

2 truths and a lie: Ava Style~!

I’m into nostalgic things! 🔮📺👾

I speak Russian 🇷🇺

I LOVE Mac and cheese 🧀

Voting ended onAug 15

Homies I’m taggin: @maddiedadummie2 @damonasimp @phebo-is-bored @cl0ver-yee @glitchydaflower @failedtomakeaname @idontwant2bhereijustwant2lookart @aedynlikesgreen @ubcomics @kittysluvforfics @bigbackjack-owo (idk why I can’t tag him!) @queenofsoggydrownedapes

[idontwant2bhereijustwant2lookart]

le gasp

two truths nd a lie :3

i do an 'extreme sport' as a hobby

i was almost eaten by a tiger when i was naght but a toddler

i once stole a golfcart w my cousin (we did get caught tho :( )

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

@queenofsoggydrownedapes @ubcomics @aedynlikesgreen @kittysluvforfics @chaos-triangle @cyborgclone17 @booknerd2712 @ourabsentlord @disney-girl1 (i think you'd all like this :3)

[disney-girl1]

oooh yes this seems fun.. Ty.. Icon..

Alr boys, girls and squirrels

WHICH IS THE LIE

i got my ears pierced when I was 6 years old (in a Claire's)

My nana/ grandma/ my dad's mum got to go the queens garden party.. 3 times *

I went to my first music concert at age 4 (mum took me...it was P!nk) **

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

*(because of her job)

** (P!nk was her favourite artist her whole life)

Mhmmm...who to tag

@pikminnnnnnnnnnnnn , @constantlysleepdeprived , @chqoswood , @this-wretched-thing123 , @imagine-my-url-is-amazing @omicronvulkarch , @wraya-the-ethical-wombat , @the-snails-want-blood

AND OPEN TAGS

[the-snails-want-blood]

THANK YOU

PICK THE LIE

At 4, I always actively chose not to levitate

I wrote my first book attempt at 5

My first crime was committed at the age of 3

Voting ended onAug 16

@mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky @idylls-oftheking @eremae @satanandtheaces @mr-mikae @ineedsleeplol0-0 @clockworkicarus

+OPEN TAGS AND ANYONE ELSE I MIGHT´VE FORGOTTEN

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

two truths and a lie

ive never been to disney land

i puked 6 times, neirly drowned, crashed and got stung all in one holliday

i atw lobster twice in one week while in spain

Voting ended onAug 16

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

Eyeballs are the nipples of the face

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

She took his dimmakids, how he has dimmapression

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[josephskeery]

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

[animentality]

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

[paganinpurple]

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

I made an edit of spamton g spamton

(Epilepsy warning)

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[the-snails-want-blood]

WHAT THE FUCK

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

When the black knight sends you nudes

[ask-bubble-yeah]

Ayo. This is insane. Here, have this to reform your sanity.

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

Heres a sweet baby boy to deform your sanity

[bucvaryd]

Attack for @arrimorr

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[the-snails-want-blood]

WHAT THE FUCK

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

When the black knight sends you nudes

[luaryamada]

Basically life

[kinzlybinzly]

nat why would you repost this. you have no job. I do.

[o-sayori-o]

My collars blue but my neck is red

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

"Why do nature docs always talk about bears but never twinks"

-the deep 1938-2026

"Unemployed bears are like me: unemployed, sleepy and furry"

-my sleep paralisis demon 2026-2028

"I have the right to arm bears"

-jesus 0000-0033

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

Let's Save Water | Full TV Advert (England)

"were all trying to find the guy who did this"

[roger-s-maracas]

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

[green804]

No one’s gonna tag me 😒 /j

Oh I’m sorry OFFICER I didn’t know that building trains fueled by juice that can take you anywhere were ILLEGAL! IT’S ECO-FRIENDLY AND *EFFICIENT* YOU BI— PUTTING IN THE WRONG JUICE SENDS YOU STRAIGHT HOME!

anyways

@miki-langelo @goldthefennec @multifandomrat16 @lishelipish (also @zeeple, I know we’re not moots but you just seem really chill and I would /like/ to be moots 🌹)

[miki-langelo]

Ok, um, officer I am a dinosaur robot alien maximal (former predacon) and I was searching up totally legal things online being normal of course. Also murder but it was reasonable

@justletmereadmycomics @lunalunawillow @lydiadeetzfan @strokingmyheavenlypillar @olisix823 @hi-im-pluton @thenewnio @failedjovi @crnrows @vinylv1

(I haven't talked to or seen a few of you in a while and I'm not actually sure if everyone I tagged are moots or I'm just following them and anyone else who sees this is welcome to join in!)

[vinylv1]

Since when was it illegal for my sugar glider to be simply jumping and gliding in the air

@bamthebatmobile @blairefrances @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @haileycakesworld

[pamiwerewolfybunterfly]

Why the hell im gettin arrested over a cute image of Mucus from Monster School who turned into a minion?

(The image is cute tho)

@dazzle-expandism @khrystenapofficial @galaxywolfcomet @cookiecat-7388new @frogshrooms-offical @hawkeyedoodles @i-am-trashyy @laya-euphoria @torrentialchaos @zchannel @zeehasarrived @chaos-triangle @cherry-cake-cat @cherryangeldemon @vito-the-troublemaker @starsandstuffyayyy @stardxstsleep @lydia-khoward @b-does-arts @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @hopethesillyheartwitch @the220772089theyeball @sleepi-toasti

[lydia-khoward]

Oop- @texascowboy-offical @laufey-official

@himikotogaaaaa @silly-fi5h @dexterrhymeswithexpert @mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky @transmasc-offical @nicothehalfblood + open tags

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

What crime could this possibly be

@call-me-lemon

@chewie-santatoast

@jaxxy-girl

@0xeyedaisy

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

I thought that was jhon cena

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

what does Greg look like again? Also I want to make him in Gotcha Club

Hes in his mid thirtys. He has heavy eyebags, olive skin, a stubly beard, two robotic arms, acid burns on his cheek, messy prematurely graying brown hair and glasses as well as various scars around his body.

[mrcapgrasencountersjoespooky]

I think Sidney wants Greg to join the community that I invited you w

Alright ill post smn soon on there