local dumpling

old

[sacred-portal]

[frogcroaks]

The magpie who fishes stars

[thisisprettybroken-deactivated2]

[cinnamonsprankles]

Reblog to cast

[eggpriest]

wrath

[thisisalsoyou]

woops

[thisisalsoyou]

[k-eke]

When cats yawns they look terrifying, I love it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captain-snark]

this is how disability works in america

[operattack]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

her health bar is enormous

[bisexual-slime]

that’s because she’s a girlboss

[decimateddreams]

don't care didn't ask plus this hole you put me in wasn't deep enough and i'm climbing out right now

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[radiofreederry]

[acybernetickiwi]

[free-range-tiddies]

[gerardpilled]

“Thin brows are back in” “skinny jeans are back” “wolfcuts are out” “this style of eyeshadow is soo trendy right now” “big asses are out, slim figures are in”

Hey do you guys ever make your own decisions or form your own ideas on how you would personally like to look that’s not based around what’s currently being sold to you. Is that not possible

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

[missfay49]

Wtf looks like a soundboard but instead forces you to pay rent?!

[headspace-hotel]

why would you have a button in your house for calling the cops

[animentality]

[high-dragon-bait]

Why is the man in every video game!!!!!

[lizardsister]

hey girl, um, we were playing d&d with your boyfriend and um. yeah she has new pronouns now. yeah no she's doing great, yeah, yeah no she made a girl character as a joke and well the rest is history. or herstory, heh. anyway yeah uh guess she's your girlfriend now

[huffylemon]

this is my favorite tik tok account