chin up, spartan.

i see a crisis and i have to make it worse. alex. 30s. ask me about my sick kickflip.

[jeanritchie]

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

[jeanritchie]

[operattack]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

her health bar is enormous

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[dogpuppy]

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[aesfocus]

SSV Normandy SR-2

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[demilypyro]

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

[tsukinoinaba]

I've heard mixed things.

[demilypyro]

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

[shnehollander]

GET TO KNOW ME ♡ Favorite Characters ↳ Juliet Burke “I'm not a leader, Mr. Alpert. I'm a mess.”

[duckdotcom]

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war

[sailatina3]

[crowarmy]