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[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I feel like Kangaroo and Boomerang should team up as a supervillain duo called the Amoral Australian Assasins

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Don’t forget Kangaroo’s crime boyfriend, Batroc the Leaper!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They are part of a seperate team called the Lethal Leaping Legion!

Leapfrog and White Rabbit are also on it

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Yessss!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

White Rabbit has her BUNNY BOOTS for leaping power :D

[terriwriting]

The best part of being in comics fandom is that there are so many decades of completely unhinged shit that you honestly can’t tell what’s canon and what’s shitpost. Lethal Leaping Legion? Sure, why not? If it’s not canon, it might be someday!

Superboy went back in time for a class project to personally witness the events behind the legend of Rhodopis. Or did I make that up?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

To prove this point here are six comics “Facts”

1) Harry Osborn turned evil because Norman Osborn traded his soul to Mephisto and this lead to him making three clones of himself, two of which were brainwashed to think they were Norman and Gwen’s kids and he then hypnotised his father into thinking he’d fucked his best friends girlfriend and fathered two kids with her with the help of Mysterio and the Chameleon

2) Lex Luthor went back in time, gave a man a heart attack, stripped him naked in in a public street and stole his job as editor of the Daily Planet

3) Charles Xavier is potentially Wolverine’s real father following a time travel adventure with the Shi’ar

4) Batman teamed up with Hercule Poirot, who is a real person and not a fictional character in the DCU and together they solved a mystery involving the abduction of multiple heads of state

5) The Gentleman Ghost, a headless phantom who is the ghost of a 19th century highwayman kidnapped and hypnotised Bruce Wayne’s butler as part of a scheme to live rent free in Wayne Manor because it reminded him of Victorian England

6) Superman was once mind controlled into acting in a porno film by a space alien from Apokolips and the plan was discovered because Darkseid sends his minions to visit earths adult video stores on a regular basis to purchase pornography for him

Now

At LEAST one of the “facts” on this list are actually LIES

But

Without cheating and using google

Can you guess

WHICH of these are lies and which are true?

THE CHALLENGE IS YOURS!

[mrd33pdickn3m]

deepthroat challenge

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Amelia

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Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[xxxdirtbagxxx]

🗃🍑ASS STASH - FLICK #67🍑🗃

I was on my way to the protests when I spotted some thick white legs walking my way. If the ass wasn’t lookin right I woulda stuck to my plan & kept it movin. I looked back at that shit & it was a wrap! Next thing I knew I was 5 blocks off route in the opposite direction. 🤦🏽‍♂️

FULL FLICK - 4:40 with slomo highlights at the end.

[nosiliconezone]

No GMA’s (Genetically Modified Asses)😍🍑

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

when u at bible study but u still gotta show the folks that ur with the shits

[aloekissed]

Being on nsfw tumblr feels like sitting in a lil circle passing each other's nudes around like trading cards and saying like: "mm yes..looking respectfully" (pass pass) "hmmmm yes! *Looking respectfully" (pass pass).

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[mrd33pdickn3m]

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[goldchaingoldrang-deactivated20]

Im tired of masturbating, i wanna fuck 😩

[mrd33pdickn3m]

Forreal. I'm bout to masturbate as we speak as if I haven't done it enough. Which one of yalls wives needs or is due for a good bbc?

[honeyxbunnyy-deactivated2022032]

i cant wait to get fucked while wearing that..

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[nm-505-nm]

Any Okies left?

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Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

If you could only hear the explicitness of my thoughts right now.

[okiesexual]

Oklahoma sex!

Reblog so we can connect. State your city and kinks. We are all Okiesexuals!

[l3t1seeu]

Nw okc / single male / straight

Short Girls Are Awesome!

[ctlmyers]

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[morcpl71]

Moore

[mrd33pdickn3m]

Southside okc. Looking for everything but a guy.

[mybilifeinok]

Okie Tumblr's

If you are in Oklahoma reblog so we can find you!

[morcpl71]

Swinger couple here

[mrd33pdickn3m]

405 OCity

[burnt-out-angel]

What addicts want normal people and those who love us to know

1. We are not stupid, we’re well aware of the damage. We know that what we are doing is killing us. We know that we are hurting people. We are aware of how society sees us. We know.

2. ADDICTION IS NOT ENJOYABLE. We are not “partying” or having a good time. The party ended a long time ago. We’re fucking miserable. Many of these drugs were never party drugs to begin with. It might seem fun and exciting the first week or month, but it quickly becomes a chore.

3. We don’t keep using just because we want to get high all the time. We use to not get sick and just to function normally in our daily lives. After awhile, we’re not thinking “how am I going to get high today?” We’re thinking “how will I be able to get to work today?” And then the reason we relapse is because we can’t remember surviving without it.

4. We have massive amounts of guilt, shame, and low self-esteem. We don’t need to be called “pieces of shit” and “scum junkies” because we already feel that way about ourselves every day!! The disease tells us not to care when we lie to and steal from friends and family. The disease makes us selfish. But we are human and we feel terrible about it. We aren’t psychopaths and are more than capable of feeling remorse. The more selfish acts we engage in, the worse we feel about ourselves. But we compulsively keep dragging ourselves through dirt.

5. It has absolutely nothing to do with you or anyone else. You didn’t cause it, you can’t control it, and you can’t cure it. It is no one’s fault and you did not fail as a sister/brother/mother/father/aunt/grandpa/best friend. When we lie to or steal from you or choose drugs over you, it is nothing personal. It does not mean we don’t still love you. When the disease takes over, it doesn’t necessarily want to hurt you. It just assigns everyone the same value so they are neutral/irrelevant. Someone in active addiction is stuck in a completely internal thought process that completely blocks out the existence of other people.

6. The drug is stronger than love and values like family and friendship and that’s why we’ve chosen it over you. That is the unfortunate truth. That’s why we find a higher power in recovery, because no human power or emotion can fight off the drug on its own.

7. While addiction makes us choose the drug, we NEVER chose the addiction over you. Addiction is miserable and we don’t want it. The addiction chose us.

[sharonnmistuff]

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