Mr. Darcy's Fat Ass

[mrdarcysfatass]

she is me. i am her.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[mrdarcysfatass]

god forbid a woman bewitch a man into wreaking havoc and publicly humiliating those who’ve wronged her

[mrdarcysfatass]

misogyny is my loser ass neighbor revving his engine while im trying to watch practical magic

[mrdarcysfatass]

batman wears a cape because he’s embarrassed of his flat ass

[tommyknards-archive]

TRUE BLOOD | 5.01

[dailycatsblog]

[corporationkills]

i love when baby rats look exactly like their parents ......like yes

[corporationkills]

addition

[aquilacalvitium]

Let's squeak with mama

[tethered-heartstrings]

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

[tethered-heartstrings]

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

[tethered-heartstrings]

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother

[thekoiboy]

[plasmalogical]

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

[mrdarcysfatass]

I just want to feel alive again

[memewhore]

[cherrydanish]

[ngalitzine]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 6.03

[armandsfangs]

Louis and Armand were so in love in Paris it made them stupid because firstly if Armand made my daughtersister wear a creepily infantilized costume and perform a play that jabs at her insecurities I would have separated Armand's head from his neck at the dress rehearsal and secondly if Louis humiliated me in front of my entire coven by rejecting me as his companion after we had already fucked on every surface imaginable I would have set him on fire immediately no trial needed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀