The Weird & Creative

Welcome to the dark corners of my weird mind. Here you could see anything from poetry to random thoughts to social agendas. It is basically an orgy of creation and opinions, that I wish you will enjoy to partake in. I have a lot of loves and a lot of passions, so feel free to check out my page and ask some questions...IF YOU DARE!!! 

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How many inches are you a virgin haha

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I always seem to pee way longer when I am trying to watch a good tv show.

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Just had to buy the original Star Wars trilogy as Shakespearean plays

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The saying owning a dog is preparation for raising a child is similar to weed being a gateway drug. It may be true for some but most people just want to own dogs or smoke weed.

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Suricata by SaraDarkLight

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Is it just me or am I the only one hoping to see The Avengers make a cameo in The Incredibles 2.

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I hate Catfish: The TV Show. Its the biggest piece of fake garbage to ever be dumped in the "reality" genre. A clear cash grab from a half ass documentary that burns brain cells like a boiler.

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Going through a mental crisis of should I stay or should I go.

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The first 10 minutes of every shower for me is finding the sweet spot between luke warm and scorching hot.

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By @nyceeeeeats on Instagram.

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I REALLY WANT A SUSHIRRITO

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I couldn’t possibly eat all of that but I would try.

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My jaw dropped I want this so bad

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Armor Sets by PrinceArmory / Azmal on DeviantArt

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Why Every Presidential Candidate is Actually a Disney Villain by Nathan Yaffe for College Humor

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Advice: Awkward Sentence

Anonymous asked:

I’m writing a story in first person, but I feel like writing actions is awkward. For example: “I really hate crowds. I took a deep breath and walked away.” I’m not sure if I should make another paragraph or what but this sounds really awkward to me.

When you’re dealing with awkward sentences, it really helps to reduce everything down to its most simple form so you can see what’s really going on. “I really hate crowds. I took a deep breath and walked away” can be reduced to “I hate crowds. I left.” It’s a pretty big leap between the two, so what’s awkward here is that there needs to be more information. You can try adding something simple in and expand upon it: “I hate crowds. The mall was packed. I left.” That makes a bit more sense, but is still missing something. “I hate crowds. The mall was packed. I was unhappy. I left.” Now you have a more complete picture of what’s going on. So, returning it to its original form: “I really hate crowds, and the mall was wall-to-wall with pushy shoppers and obnoxious tweens. I had to get out, so I took a deep breath and walked away.” Much better, right? :)

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They nailed their modeling poses (Source: http://ift.tt/1Np6VbC)

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How the Signs will act if they're in love

Aries: They'll try really hard to get your attention, compliment you generously & do everything they can to spend time with you.

Taurus: They'll offer you modest & simply sweet praise. When something is wrong they try their hardest to put it all back together.

Gemini: They ask a million questions, they get to know every little detail about you, then use that information to please you & keep you happy.

Cancer: Cancer don't hide emotions well, they'll be so smitten, they can't stop smiling, & they'll tell everyone all about you & how wonderful you are.

Leo: Leo will get super protective & jealous, they annihilate anyone who tries to interfere or damage their relationship.

Virgo: Will remember every little thing you do & say, & bring up the most unexpected memories just to surprise you with how much they listen & care about you.

Libra: You'll be their new addiction, unlike Leo, they're not possessive. They'll low key get jealous & think about you all the time, but will never admit it.

Scorpio: Will open up to you just a bit more than the others & give you lots of affection, publicly & alone. They love to show off what they've got. They make sure everyone knows you're all theirs & they're all yours.

Sagittarius: Will be a lot softer & sweeter than they initially came across. Try to charm you with their words & say all these cutesy little things. They'll worry constantly & need reassurance that you're not going anywhere.

Capricorn: You'll be the only one in their life. They won't have eyes for anyone else & will have a hard time moving on.

Aquarius: They'll try their best to get on your good side & form a solid, strong bond with you before advancing romantically.

Pisces: They'll listen closely to your words & try to become everything you could ever want & need.