papishampoo

[bombshellssonly]

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[thenameisdog]

[underoosstark]

THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY

[senatorgana]

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity-deac]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

[junkmixart]

Theme song: Phoenix by Fall out boy

based off this post

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

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[simvne]

I sing this twice daily lmao

[mrgotvic]

Was feeling bummy than after watching this not so much

[iraffiruse]

[10knotes]

The Quokka

[lllorona-deactivated20190720]

I made a master doc for questioning lesbians! Http://goo.gl/UAnsyU

[lllorona-deactivated20190720]

Ive been told the link is broken so here’s an alternative one: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1_rXtPxNf3YaFJ9BhnmolUSoBisDsc69Zv2X42LEoSMc/mobilebasic

[lllorona-deactivated20190720]

I made a master doc for questioning lesbians! Http://goo.gl/UAnsyU

[lllorona-deactivated20190720]

Ive been told the link is broken so here’s an alternative one: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1_rXtPxNf3YaFJ9BhnmolUSoBisDsc69Zv2X42LEoSMc/mobilebasic

[genoshaisforlovers]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Lisssten maaan

I heard you done gotchu a dime piecee man

One of them Beyoncé , Meagan Good types man

Is that true man?

[lailariee]

i just wanna know

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I mean, shit, to be honest witchu man, she’s a..

[lailariee]

BAD THANG (shit)

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

FINE AS HELL (whoa)

[kuuucumber]

THICK AS FUCK

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

OH MY GOD, thas my baaby

[blerdrhythm]

CAROLINE, you divine

[shivermethankfulness-deactivate]

MIGHTY FINE

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Shawty really blow the pipe (that’s true)

Like a pro!

[thisdarkmatter]

(Fuck you thought)

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Holy shit, I’m really LIT

[badangelness]

It’s lookin like it’s bout time

TO FUCK IT UP

[blackandrestless]

Caroline, listen upp

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Don’t wanna hearrr about ya horoscopes or what the future holds

[ladytrose-deactivated20180509]

Shut up and shut up and Let’s get gory, like a Tarantino movie

[lolosiiingslowlow]

^^^^this clip isn’t even a Tarantino movie. Robert Rodriguez directed this. Quentin is in it, but that’s it.

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

🤦🏾‍♀️

[ever-is-deactivated20180225]

…ANYWAYS

Don’t wanna talk it out

Can we fuck it out??

[badrapper1]

We gon’ be up all night FUCK A Decaf!

[vibraants0ul]

You say Ima tall thug , guess I’m a G-raffe

[bitch-puddin]

If you like safe sex, baby, get the kneepads

[justinacasket]

Freaky with the sticky-icky, baby give me kitty kitty

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Killaaa, west side niggaaaa

[sugaraykay]

AYE AYE 🗣

[itzyaboy-dame]

We fucking lit!!!

[mixedapocalyptic]

can’t believe y'all skipped the best part

prolly not

[gigglesandshitscove]

(woah God damn)

Boy you like 98 degrees and I’m 300 keep your feet runnin’

[mrgotvic]

If you ain't sucking dick you get an early dismissal

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

Jeff Goldblum ©Nino Muñoz // GQ Australia

[nicolas-px]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Aladdin - Aladdin Bread Loaf

“Mama Mia.” - Aladdin

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

1 loaf of bread

HOW TO MAKE IT

Steal it from the store

Follow for more magical Disney Recipes!

[the-skeleton-queen]

[its-a-little-too-late]

RIP Vine January 24, 2013 - January 17, 2017 x x

[myunrealisticfiction]

The baby getting kissed on is me 😭

[stimman3000]

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oh boy here we fucking go again !!! I figured there could only be one of these monstrosities in existence but apparently the devil never rests!! there’s going to be cheese and TOMATO SAUCE in your fucking ice cream! do you like that?? you’re putting fucking spices in there too and I’m willing to BET this is the only food you’ve ever put them in. did you just figure that if you combined two things that tasted good the result would be good too ?? Are you going to try to combine alfredo sauce and chocolate next ?!? If the aliens see this video and decide to blast us out of orbit I won’t fucking blame them. how can someone sleep at night after bringing this into the world??? DO you sleep? Are you merely a physical representation of humanity’s sins ? fuck you fuck you fuck yuo

[saiasus]