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i promise Iโm wearing bottoms ๐คญ
gained 6 lbs in the last 3 weeks ๐
gluttony
noun
glutยทโtonyย / glษ-tษ-nฤย ย
1.
:ย excess in eating or drinking
2.
:ย greedy or excessive indulgence
3.
: this video
im a natural slob
Classic Lexi
Now this? This is what I want. This is what I need.
I need chins that threaten to suffocate me with every breath, greasy fingers and a greasier, tightening chest, I need my stomach to be so concerningly large that I canโt even reach to touch my belly button. Fat rolls cascading from my knees, a king size bed becoming way too small for my ever-expanding form. Youโll need hoists just to spread my legs wide enough that you can slide inside of me; better yet, you can reach under my sagging lard and shake my pussy. Hopefully thatโll stimulate me enough eventually, right?
Make me a permanent reminder to the world of exactly what gluttony is. Make me grow, now.
quit playing with my pillowy fupa and just put it in already
Would you stuff me with pizza until I can barely breathe on my couch ๐ฅบ
Delicious
Keep the fattening customs coming guys ๐ท๐ท I drank a whole bottle of creamer! Thatโs over 2,000 calories in 1 sitting!
huge fantasy of mine: take a feedee who's a high performer at work, flexes their intelligence, wins awards, professional and well-spoken...
and reduce them to a belching hot mess for the night. Leave them stuffed and dazed past the point of coherent thought. To give their brain a well-earned break โค๏ธ
Do you like my wall dรฉcore? ๐
Fucking hotttt
Ok but like why are people fucking around with 600 calorie shakes when a can of sweetened condensed milk is like 1000. Warm it up and thin it out and make a shake out of that.
Gotta be cheaper too, right?
Correction. 1300 calories.
Bitch out here minmaxing gains like I'm playing that feedism game.
This is my Dizzys Donuts.
Hey sooo I put about a third of a can of condensed milk in a glass of milk and gawt damn.
Did the math and it comes out to 605 calories per $0.01.
Add a butter based edible I've made in the past that comes out to like 0.73 cents per 15mg thc you have the most cost effective, fattening, and stupifying shake one could make.
@thelurker7777
@substacks bringing a pallet of these to your house and funneling them into you ASAP
And this is how LaPanzona began her campaign of mass fattening
Update, they make it in pouch form for those of you hedonist enough to suck it back straight like a friggin pouch of (very thick) applesauce.
I apologize for the math I did when I was stoned. It was bad math. It's not 605 calories per penny that's insane.
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she is blushing cutely imagining her body being left completely unrecognizable
Forget pillow princess, make me your mattress queen. Get me so fat that I canโt do anything but lie there and eat while you please me ๐คค