¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born

[charmers]

[crazy-brazilian]

[valtsv]

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

[valtsv]

yes

[bowlby4]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

y'know maybe letting him into the public domain was a bad idea

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

no this is good

[violentdevotion]

need a man who's battling with God

[violentdevotion]

it's only hot if he's losing

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

I SAID

OO GIRL

[iamoutofideas]

fuck me like electric eel

[sexhaver]

not the lyrics.

[funnytwittertweets]

[alecscudder1987]

it's always fuckin thursday around here

[sixpenceee]

In Moscow, people are chanting "No to war!"

[papasmoke]

The energy crisis in a Europe continuing and being exacerbated by getting cut off from Russian gas supplies by a war with its western Neighbor(s) is extremely beneficial to United States oil companies

[imdatingurdad]

No medication has ever worked on me because i’m not suffering from a mental disorder i’m experiencing divine madness

[theproblematicblogger]

If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

[spreadworldpeace]

fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood

[theproblematicblogger]

Is it too late to change my answer

[jncos]

[youaremyeverlovin]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[samcarpnter]

THE GOOD PLACE (2016-2020)

[manhattan-gamestop]

I just can’t believe we’re expected to interact with people normally after the past two years as if my sanity hasn’t cracked like a fucking glow stick