neutral merchant

I guess Mr. hero is evil now?

[mrheroexpert]

I'm Ravio and I'm happy to open my buissness up to Tumblr.com!

@luherooflegend is currently losing himself to ancient magic but he's still very much my husband!

[luherooflegend]

*Future Ravio comes in to the bedroom shaking, he looks awful. He has been sick for hours — thinking about what Tori revealed and wondering what he's even supposed to do.*

*He sees you and nearly bolts — Uranium could be back — no. No Uranium is gone and you are his Bun Bun. He'd recognize you anywhere.*

... I — I need to talk to you.

Tori is...

Tori is in a lot worse shape than we realized...

*He stumbles forwards, collapsing into you. He needs your support because he wants to break and cry.*

Uranium did something to her mind. She... She called him appa. Says she had two childhoods. Says she really is her daughter —

*He breaks off into a miserable sob.*

- @mrheroexpert

*Green turns from his polishing of his shield and blinks. He listens — catching you as you stumble over. His arms enclose ypu safely gentle and warm as he presses a kiss to your hair.*

...

What?

No. No Tori —Tori isn't his!

What happend?

*He's shaking now too barely contained fear and rage causing shadows to warp and twist twoards him. He fights down a growl.*

Rav, that can't be.

[mrheroexpert]

*He just gives another miserable sob, shaking apart in your arms. He had thought Tori escaped mental trauma from Uranium — but this is so much worse. The implications alone...*

I don't know! I don't know and — and!

Oh goddess—

He called her little — little monster! And — and she says you stole me!

And!

He's been in her mind! She has memories he put there!

[luherooflegend]

*He rubs your back through your shaking and sobs, purring to try to remind you that you're safe. He's here.*

Shhhhh.... It's.... We'll figure something out.

*Nothing you say is something that makes him feel positive, but he isn't going to be mean. You're just as upset as he is if not more.*

*Silently he wonders if Uranium is why is daughter seems to hate him. If that fake is why he doesn't recognize his daughter in Tori. He feels terrible for thinking it.*

I... I would love to let Wilfie use Uranium as a chew toy... but for now we need to breathe okay?

She... no matter what happened to her, we'll help her.

[mrheroexpert]

*He can't find anything to say really, breaking into ugly sobs as he curls further into you. As much as he wants to help, or fight, or do anything all he can do is cry because he is at such a loss and he never imagined his baby would face the same monster in such similar ways he did.*

Fuck — fuck! Why bring this up now?! She never brought this up — never seemed to think he was her parent!

*More sobs shake his frame as he clings to you.*

How — how deep does — does it go?! How much has been — been—

Oh lolia—

*He breaks into incoherent sobs again, unable to make words.*

[luherooflegend]

*Future Ravio comes in to the bedroom shaking, he looks awful. He has been sick for hours — thinking about what Tori revealed and wondering what he's even supposed to do.*

*He sees you and nearly bolts — Uranium could be back — no. No Uranium is gone and you are his Bun Bun. He'd recognize you anywhere.*

... I — I need to talk to you.

Tori is...

Tori is in a lot worse shape than we realized...

*He stumbles forwards, collapsing into you. He needs your support because he wants to break and cry.*

Uranium did something to her mind. She... She called him appa. Says she had two childhoods. Says she really is her daughter —

*He breaks off into a miserable sob.*

- @mrheroexpert

*Green turns from his polishing of his shield and blinks. He listens — catching you as you stumble over. His arms enclose ypu safely gentle and warm as he presses a kiss to your hair.*

...

What?

No. No Tori —Tori isn't his!

What happend?

*He's shaking now too barely contained fear and rage causing shadows to warp and twist twoards him. He fights down a growl.*

Rav, that can't be.

[mrheroexpert]

*He just gives another miserable sob, shaking apart in your arms. He had thought Tori escaped mental trauma from Uranium — but this is so much worse. The implications alone...*

I don't know! I don't know and — and!

Oh goddess—

He called her little — little monster! And — and she says you stole me!

And!

He's been in her mind! She has memories he put there!

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Starting to think appa was right

I really am his daughter

[mrheroexpert]

... appa?

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Mhm appa

He was sometimss honest with me. Used to call me his little monster.

Just because you didn't like him doesn't mean I don't love him.

[mrheroexpert]

Little... monster?

Tori, liebling, what are you talking about? I don't remember anything calling you that.

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Hm? He called you little pet? Kind of weird. Did something to me?

Had two childhoods.

I know he wasn't good, hate everything he did to you guys but appa loved me.

[mrheroexpert]

...

What did that —

What

Did

Uranium

Do?!

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Lots :)

I'd leave because I hate seeing you and Papa — hurts my head because I know appa was very very bad and hurt you and Papa but also Papa stole you and ruined appa's life

Can't remember which life is real sometimes.

... Can't leave though would just scare the siblings and they always always deserve good and soft and no fear

[mrheroexpert]

Oh sweet Lolia

Tori, sweetheart, no... Link didn't steal me.

Please don't leave.

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

... He didn't? But...

Whatever I know papa at least is nicer to you.

I'm not leaving?

[mrheroexpert]

...

That's good. Thank you.

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Starting to think appa was right

I really am his daughter

[mrheroexpert]

... appa?

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Mhm appa

He was sometimss honest with me. Used to call me his little monster.

Just because you didn't like him doesn't mean I don't love him.

[mrheroexpert]

Little... monster?

Tori, liebling, what are you talking about? I don't remember anything calling you that.

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Hm? He called you little pet? Kind of weird. Did something to me?

Had two childhoods.

I know he wasn't good, hate everything he did to you guys but appa loved me.

[mrheroexpert]

...

What did that —

What

Did

Uranium

Do?!

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Lots :)

I'd leave because I hate seeing you and Papa — hurts my head because I know appa was very very bad and hurt you and Papa but also Papa stole you and ruined appa's life

Can't remember which life is real sometimes.

... Can't leave though would just scare the siblings and they always always deserve good and soft and no fear

[mrheroexpert]

Oh sweet Lolia

Tori, sweetheart, no... Link didn't steal me.

Please don't leave.

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Starting to think appa was right

I really am his daughter

[mrheroexpert]

... appa?

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Mhm appa

He was sometimss honest with me. Used to call me his little monster.

Just because you didn't like him doesn't mean I don't love him.

[mrheroexpert]

Little... monster?

Tori, liebling, what are you talking about? I don't remember anything calling you that.

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Hm? He called you little pet? Kind of weird. Did something to me?

Had two childhoods.

I know he wasn't good, hate everything he did to you guys but appa loved me.

[mrheroexpert]

...

What did that —

What

Did

Uranium

Do?!

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Starting to think appa was right

I really am his daughter

[mrheroexpert]

... appa?

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Mhm appa

He was sometimss honest with me. Used to call me his little monster.

Just because you didn't like him doesn't mean I don't love him.

[mrheroexpert]

Little... monster?

Tori, liebling, what are you talking about? I don't remember anything calling you that.

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Starting to think appa was right

I really am his daughter

[mrheroexpert]

... appa?

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

How to find a woman to love that isn't going to actively hex the hell out of me?

[mrheroexpert]

Leibling... this is very specific. Are you okay?

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Totally fine dad just asking for someone I know is all

[mrheroexpert]

Oh, Tori, my sweet girl, you are so very like your papa.

Do you want to talk?

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

How to find a woman to love that isn't going to actively hex the hell out of me?

[mrheroexpert]

Leibling... this is very specific. Are you okay?

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Future Ravio comes to check on you after you get back from your adventure. He's not particularly hopeful to get any good conversation, but he still needs to check on you.

He stands in the doorway, nearly choking when he sees you.

- @mrheroexpert

*Tori is still a loftwing, sitting on her bed and leaning against the wall as she seems to talk to Sheerow and Sunshine who both sit in front of her.*

*She looks up, tilting her head as she watches you. Who — dad! You're her dad. She bows her head a little bit.*

[mrheroexpert]

That is a loftwing on his daughter's bed — a loftwing that is upon closer inspection via poking the loftwing with his magic easy to identify as his daughter. Oh. What? When — right. You have a dark world form.

He just bows his head back a little bird before he comes closer.

"Oh, Tori, wow, you're — a loftwing suits you. Hi, liebling. I just came to check on you."

Ravio watches you for a moment, hesitantly reaching out to run his fingers across your back gently... he hesitates.

"Can I touch your feathers?"

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

*Tori nods. She's fine with that, then she can talk to you! So she waits until you do start to touch her feathers. When she speaks it's the same way Crimson and Sheerow do.*

Hi dad, I like being a loftwing. I missed you. Have you met my son?

[mrheroexpert]

Ravio startles when he hears you — It's been months since he heard you! How — right, loftwing. He swallows his surprise and keeps petting the feathers on your back.

"Hi, liebling. Being a loftwing does sound very nice, I'm glad you like it. Gan? I've met him! He's very sweet," he says, trying to keep his voice steady.

"How do you feel? Bun Bun says you visited Sky?"

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

*She nudges your arm with her beak to mimic a head bonk.*

I do like it! Flying is so cool!

Gan is very sweet. I love him very much! He's an angel, really.

*She's quiet for a moment. Then she answers slowly, as if she hates the answer.*

I'm... a little hungover? I'll be fine. I've.... had worse hangovers.

[mrheroexpert]

"I think you're a very good bird, and flying is wonderful... I'm glad you found Gan, I think you've both done a lot for eachother," Ravio says.

He's having a hard time with this, hearing your voice but not really.... seeing you as a bird.... knowing you're so like your papa....

"Well, I'm sorry you're hungover. That's no good! Can I help?"

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Yeah... I hope so. He's my baby, you know. You always told me we were everything to you, and I think I get it now. He's come so far, he learns fast too!

*She shakes her head, leaning up to preen your hair.*

No. Just... I'm tired, dad... I don't know how to relax anymore. I wake up and I don't know who anyone is or I wake up and think I'm somewhere else.

... Dad? What if I'm not done? What if I have to go be a hero again? Is it bad I hope I do? I... I don't know how to be anything else but a hero and a mother.

[mrheroexpert]

Ravio listens, and it slowly makes him want to cry.

"He does learn fast, he's been spending time helping with the orchard with Ben."

"Oh, liebling that's hard and I'm sorry. The magic poisoning will do that but still...."

The last bit is a horrifically familiar thought process he knows from his husband. It's one thought process he truly hates — and to hear it from you? To hear you sound unsure?

You were never supposed to bear this — any of it.

"Oh, liebling.... Tori.... I am so sorry. You have time to learn to be whatever you want. You can be anything you want, I promise you."

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Future Ravio comes to check on you after you get back from your adventure. He's not particularly hopeful to get any good conversation, but he still needs to check on you.

He stands in the doorway, nearly choking when he sees you.

- @mrheroexpert

*Tori is still a loftwing, sitting on her bed and leaning against the wall as she seems to talk to Sheerow and Sunshine who both sit in front of her.*

*She looks up, tilting her head as she watches you. Who — dad! You're her dad. She bows her head a little bit.*

[mrheroexpert]

That is a loftwing on his daughter's bed — a loftwing that is upon closer inspection via poking the loftwing with his magic easy to identify as his daughter. Oh. What? When — right. You have a dark world form.

He just bows his head back a little bird before he comes closer.

"Oh, Tori, wow, you're — a loftwing suits you. Hi, liebling. I just came to check on you."

Ravio watches you for a moment, hesitantly reaching out to run his fingers across your back gently... he hesitates.

"Can I touch your feathers?"

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

*Tori nods. She's fine with that, then she can talk to you! So she waits until you do start to touch her feathers. When she speaks it's the same way Crimson and Sheerow do.*

Hi dad, I like being a loftwing. I missed you. Have you met my son?

[mrheroexpert]

Ravio startles when he hears you — It's been months since he heard you! How — right, loftwing. He swallows his surprise and keeps petting the feathers on your back.

"Hi, liebling. Being a loftwing does sound very nice, I'm glad you like it. Gan? I've met him! He's very sweet," he says, trying to keep his voice steady.

"How do you feel? Bun Bun says you visited Sky?"

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

*She nudges your arm with her beak to mimic a head bonk.*

I do like it! Flying is so cool!

Gan is very sweet. I love him very much! He's an angel, really.

*She's quiet for a moment. Then she answers slowly, as if she hates the answer.*

I'm... a little hungover? I'll be fine. I've.... had worse hangovers.

[mrheroexpert]

"I think you're a very good bird, and flying is wonderful... I'm glad you found Gan, I think you've both done a lot for eachother," Ravio says.

He's having a hard time with this, hearing your voice but not really.... seeing you as a bird.... knowing you're so like your papa....

"Well, I'm sorry you're hungover. That's no good! Can I help?"

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Future Ravio comes to check on you after you get back from your adventure. He's not particularly hopeful to get any good conversation, but he still needs to check on you.

He stands in the doorway, nearly choking when he sees you.

- @mrheroexpert

*Tori is still a loftwing, sitting on her bed and leaning against the wall as she seems to talk to Sheerow and Sunshine who both sit in front of her.*

*She looks up, tilting her head as she watches you. Who — dad! You're her dad. She bows her head a little bit.*

[mrheroexpert]

That is a loftwing on his daughter's bed — a loftwing that is upon closer inspection via poking the loftwing with his magic easy to identify as his daughter. Oh. What? When — right. You have a dark world form.

He just bows his head back a little bird before he comes closer.

"Oh, Tori, wow, you're — a loftwing suits you. Hi, liebling. I just came to check on you."

Ravio watches you for a moment, hesitantly reaching out to run his fingers across your back gently... he hesitates.

"Can I touch your feathers?"

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

*Tori nods. She's fine with that, then she can talk to you! So she waits until you do start to touch her feathers. When she speaks it's the same way Crimson and Sheerow do.*

Hi dad, I like being a loftwing. I missed you. Have you met my son?

[mrheroexpert]

Ravio startles when he hears you — It's been months since he heard you! How — right, loftwing. He swallows his surprise and keeps petting the feathers on your back.

"Hi, liebling. Being a loftwing does sound very nice, I'm glad you like it. Gan? I've met him! He's very sweet," he says, trying to keep his voice steady.

"How do you feel? Bun Bun says you visited Sky?"

[def-not-the-daughter-of-a-legend]

Future Ravio comes to check on you after you get back from your adventure. He's not particularly hopeful to get any good conversation, but he still needs to check on you.

He stands in the doorway, nearly choking when he sees you.

- @mrheroexpert

*Tori is still a loftwing, sitting on her bed and leaning against the wall as she seems to talk to Sheerow and Sunshine who both sit in front of her.*

*She looks up, tilting her head as she watches you. Who — dad! You're her dad. She bows her head a little bit.*

[mrheroexpert]

That is a loftwing on his daughter's bed — a loftwing that is upon closer inspection via poking the loftwing with his magic easy to identify as his daughter. Oh. What? When — right. You have a dark world form.

He just bows his head back a little bird before he comes closer.

"Oh, Tori, wow, you're — a loftwing suits you. Hi, liebling. I just came to check on you."

Ravio watches you for a moment, hesitantly reaching out to run his fingers across your back gently... he hesitates.

"Can I touch your feathers?"

[mrheroexpert]

*Uranium comes to you early in the morning, arms snaking around your waist as he presses against you from behind.*

Evil morning, little pet. How are you feeling? Have you eaten? You should.

*He presses a kiss to the side of your neck, looking up at you as fondly as he is capable of.*

- @definitely-luherooflegend

Ravio stands on the porch, watching the sunrise as he readies himself for another day of nothing but acting and discomfort. He startles when you touch him, but forces himself to relax and lean back into you.

"I haven't eaten yet, Honey Bunny, but maybe we can make something together. How are you this morning?"

He keeps his voice sweet, putting the mental image of his fiance in place. The softer mannerisms and tones that Mr. Evil-now-hero uses don't match you, but imagining them lets him play his part

[twilight-linked-universe]

@linkeduniverselegend

Bnuuy

[linkeduniverselegend]

How many time am I gonna have it say it?

IM NOT A BUNNY TWI!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*pops out of your bag* Lies and slander Mama. We are bnuuy.

[mrheroexpert]

Wrong Legend Bunny

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Nerp. I have claimed many Mamas in my time.

Shall I list them?

[mrheroexpert]

Sure!

You didn't claim my Legend did you? Because uhm if you did I have bad news...

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

My Mamas are @/literal-legend-rabbit, @/tearsoflink, @/linkeduniverselegend, and then Twig!

So far.

Also @/mineru-the-zonai-scientist, but she's more of an aunt

And then there's also Shine, who's apparently like, another Hylia turned Zelda?

[mrheroexpert]

Well that sounds like a lot of mamas! Hopefully they're all good? Legends usually are!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

We're all mentally unstable in this house

[mrheroexpert]

Oh, I know. I've spent a long time around Legends, but they're still usually good people!

Trustworthy and all!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

.... we're trustworthy most of the time...

[mrheroexpert]

When it counts!

[twilight-linked-universe]

@linkeduniverselegend

Bnuuy

[linkeduniverselegend]

How many time am I gonna have it say it?

IM NOT A BUNNY TWI!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*pops out of your bag* Lies and slander Mama. We are bnuuy.

[mrheroexpert]

Wrong Legend Bunny

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Nerp. I have claimed many Mamas in my time.

Shall I list them?

[mrheroexpert]

Sure!

You didn't claim my Legend did you? Because uhm if you did I have bad news...

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

My Mamas are @/literal-legend-rabbit, @/tearsoflink, @/linkeduniverselegend, and then Twig!

So far.

Also @/mineru-the-zonai-scientist, but she's more of an aunt

And then there's also Shine, who's apparently like, another Hylia turned Zelda?

[mrheroexpert]

Well that sounds like a lot of mamas! Hopefully they're all good? Legends usually are!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

We're all mentally unstable in this house

[mrheroexpert]

Oh, I know. I've spent a long time around Legends, but they're still usually good people!

Trustworthy and all!