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Sherlock sighed, plopping down on the floor. "Was that answer satisfactory?"

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♞; Molly’s eyes hovered on the younger version of Sherlock’s appearance as she began to question; “..Actually, he looks an awful lot like you. Acts a bit like you too. Are you sure you aren’t relate-“

“Sherlock!” The younger child cried out, interrupting after biting down on his elder duplicate’s hand, hard.

♞; Sherlock had absolutely no warning until the bastard tipped the child forward so that he would fall to the floor from the tabletop. The distance scared the child quite a bit, but he managed to grip onto the edge of the table before hitting the floor bum first. He lowered himself gently to the floor and glowered at the other with the most menacing glare he could manage with his bright, childish eyes.

“We need to call Mycroft.”

Sherlock sighed, tossing his head back,”I have this under control. Must we reallly?” He then remembered Molly, glaring. “Are we done here?”

♞; ”Sherlock-”

“No, we need to call Mycroft.” Sherlock interrupted again before standing on his tip toes to tug at the elder’s jacket.

“If I don’t know what’s going on, how could you know?”

"Because, my brain is currently larger." Sherlock pointed out, swatting his hands away, "And you," He pointed at Molly,"Out."

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♞; ”Ah-..” Sherlock managed to croak rather awkwardly. Cocking his head in the opposite direction from the other; looking anywhere but his duplicate’s eyes.

“…Was…it..alright?” He murmured a minute later, unsure but honestly curious.

Sherlock stared for a moment before smiling, slinking over, resting his chin on his duplicate’s shoulder.

“Are you looking for confirmation, Sherlock??”

♞; Sherlock refused to turn his head and glance at the other as he so much wanted to. Just to-…well, experience it all over again. Even if he would rather kill himself first before admitting that he did like it. Very, very much. It was all very strange indeed.

“…What if I was?”

Sherlock chuckled lowly, nuzzling at his ear,”Compared to the other encounters I have experienced, it was nice. That, and the fact that having sex with myself eliminates the awkward after sex conversations and quick getaways.”

He smiled against the skin,”Very nice.” He pulled at the lobe with his teeth playfully.

♞; Sherlock couldn’t help but repeat ‘compared to the other encounters I have experienced’ in his mind over and over. He didn’t understand why; because it had been most obvious the other was more experienced, but it still seemed to shock the detective to hear the other admitting it so easily.

Sherlock shuddered slightly as the other’s teeth grazed his earlobe, trying to keep himself from sounding bitter, Sherlock murmured;

”..Thank you.”

Sherlock laughed, ruffling his hair. "You were very good, I promise."

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♞; Molly’s eyes hovered on the younger version of Sherlock’s appearance as she began to question; “..Actually, he looks an awful lot like you. Acts a bit like you too. Are you sure you aren’t relate-“

“Sherlock!” The younger child cried out, interrupting after biting down on his elder duplicate’s hand, hard.

♞; Sherlock had absolutely no warning until the bastard tipped the child forward so that he would fall to the floor from the tabletop. The distance scared the child quite a bit, but he managed to grip onto the edge of the table before hitting the floor bum first. He lowered himself gently to the floor and glowered at the other with the most menacing glare he could manage with his bright, childish eyes.

“We need to call Mycroft.”

Sherlock sighed, tossing his head back,"I have this under control. Must we reallly?" He then remembered Molly, glaring. "Are we done here?"

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♞; ”Ah-..” Sherlock managed to croak rather awkwardly. Cocking his head in the opposite direction from the other; looking anywhere but his duplicate’s eyes.

“…Was…it..alright?” He murmured a minute later, unsure but honestly curious.

Sherlock stared for a moment before smiling, slinking over, resting his chin on his duplicate’s shoulder.

“Are you looking for confirmation, Sherlock??”

♞; Sherlock refused to turn his head and glance at the other as he so much wanted to. Just to-…well, experience it all over again. Even if he would rather kill himself first before admitting that he did like it. Very, very much. It was all very strange indeed.

“…What if I was?”

Sherlock chuckled lowly, nuzzling at his ear,"Compared to the other encounters I have experienced, it was nice. That, and the fact that having sex with myself eliminates the awkward after sex conversations and quick getaways."

He smiled against the skin,"Very nice." He pulled at the lobe with his teeth playfully.

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♞; Molly’s eyes hovered on the younger version of Sherlock’s appearance as she began to question; “..Actually, he looks an awful lot like you. Acts a bit like you too. Are you sure you aren’t relate-“

“Sherlock!” The younger child cried out, interrupting after biting down on his elder duplicate’s hand, hard.

"No- No. No relation whatsoever." He hissed, tipping the boy forward so that he falls to the floor.

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♞; ”Ah-..” Sherlock managed to croak rather awkwardly. Cocking his head in the opposite direction from the other; looking anywhere but his duplicate’s eyes.

“…Was…it..alright?” He murmured a minute later, unsure but honestly curious.

Sherlock stared for a moment before smiling, slinking over, resting his chin on his duplicate's shoulder.

"Are you looking for confirmation, Sherlock??"

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♞; Sherlock let out a seemingly frustrated whine as his arm flailed about; trying to get his duplicate to hand him his cell so the child would be able to call for help. Which most likely suggested he needed to call Mycroft-bloody-Holmes, but at this point; he couldn’t care less.

“You-…idiot! Give the phone!” The child hissed, nearly falling face first onto the table as he reached a little too far, but managing to keep himself in place at the last second.

Sherlock clamped one hand over his mouth, ignoring his request and pointedly raising his hand higher.

"Ah, such manners." He smirked.

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Neverending sexual frustration. His kisses are so desperate.

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♞; Blush instantly spread across the detective’s features, he gritted his teeth and clenched his jaw to avoid any further conversation that involved the two mean snapping at each other. Surely…he couldn’t deny the fact that it had felt good. Incredibly good as a matter of fact, but still…did it mean they actually slept together or did he actually take his first? Shooting the other a concerned side glance, he knew that the other would understand his question. And so he awaited the answer silently.

Sherlock looked up to find the other looking at him and he blinked. Then sighed, tossing a change of clothes over,

"Yes, I'm afraid you are no longer are a virgin, and that your first just happened to be..Yourself." He finished his statement with a grin.