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i’m hopping on the bandwagon and migrating blogs so if u want to be followed on the new one like this weak and ugly post

#im trying again #im not just following jacks rick and morty blog #i would sooner die #also read the og tags #they are Relevant

i’m hopping on the bandwagon and migrating blogs so if u want to be followed on the new one like this weak and ugly post

#it's going to be narrative oriented #as in i want to get a firm grasp on my writing #and will likely be looking for exclusives to make relationships with #j needs pals #so like if youre up for that mess

this is the definitive jok.er design

#imagine this to be what my joker looks like #but an actual person #and not #in a game #pink eye shadow check #one eyebrow missing check #cute curl check #all hes missing is his wondrous lapel rose #thats canon too

fatifer

Masculin Feminin, 1966, by Jean Luc Godard.

#◝ : why aren’t you laughing ? — ideas .#joker is de🅱️ressed

quinn.

❛ riiight … ‘cause i’m totally jus’ here for th’ elbow , an’ not the multi-million-dollar scheme y’ promised me a cut of . keep dreamin’ , puddin’ pop . i’m here ‘cause of me . ❜

❛ oh, no... harley. you didn’t read the fine print ? if any such happenstance were to suddenly afflict yours truly, and a certain doolally doctor isn’t there to look after me anymore... any such profits or s-yoot-able subsidiaries are rendered null... and... void. ‘kay ? ❜

#quinn #bitch where was the clause #u signed the contract #ur ass is grass

quinn.

❛ i don’t care that’choo broke yer elbow . ❜

❛ riiight... but you still came to visit? lil’ ol’ meee? ❜

#quinn #i see u bitch #i know u love me

quinn.

she’d never admit it, but there’s something she enjoyed about him when he was snatched by a cold. it made him needy, and she felt like it was her place to do something about it. blame her & her desire to be wanted – and to cure her pumpkin’ pie. OKAY – more like a pumpkin pie with mold in its crust, and no filling. actually, kind of like a piece of bread. a piece of stale, moldy bread. THAT WAS HIM !

❛ comin’ right up, mr. j ! doctor quinzel’s here t’ make you feel all good n’ pretty again. ❜ she dangles the cough drop over his blood - soaked lips, bopping his nose gently, then proceeds to pinch his cheeks. she can tell he’s getting irritated already, or at least trying very hard to make it seem like he is. ❛ ya did a - okay, puddin’. don’t beat’cher self up over what happened tonight ‘cause batsy already did ! ❜

irate, his teeth gritted together: resentment and a wince, mangled into one. he seized her jaw in his hand, setting her cheeks into the pincers of his thumb and middle finger. ❛ the batman didn’t beat me up tonight, harley; i let--him--hit--me. you know why ? ❜ he shoved her over, twisting to his feet in one tangled, spindly motion. ❛ because yooouuu were taking so goddamn long filling--up--the--car. you know why ? because we wouldn’t have gotten away without a refill, because you... didn’t... get... gas. put this in your mouth. ❜ he smacked the grip of his revolver into her palm, turning the nozzle up towards her face. ❛ ---be... a good girl. ❜

#quinn #catch him flipping from depressedt to angry in 0.2 seconds #shoot him

THE CLOWN , with as much self-pity as was safe to exude, sat sullenly at the foot of laff city’s staircase. with a bag of ice on his swollen right eye, he smoothed the blood from his lips, and stared off into the warped reflection of himself in the bendy mirror. he groaned, wincing as he licked some more blood from his incisors. ❛ harley, ❜ he tried, crying out for some relief. where had she run off to ? ❛ harley, c‘mere. and bring me the throat lozenges. i sound like christian bale in some two-bit 2008 flick. ❜

#vrooms #come help me pls #im beggin u

i find the fluidity of this gif very unsettling

#beautiful boi #look at em #he had to do it

viduamor .

❝ CHARMING. ❞ she lurks in shadow, figure crouching CAT - LIKE & UNMOVING in the darkness. ❝ don’t flatter yourself. I’M PASSING THROUGH ——— i wasn’t expecting to see you … ALIVE. ❞

‘ I’M FULL OF SURPRISES . you should know that by now . ’ he leant into the table , throwing his head this way and that , aimless and without interest . ‘ SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU , but i’m alive an’ limping . can you say the same ? well , for the alive part , at least . ’

#viduamor #icb joker can switch faces within one (1) reply !#i gave up on jared #sry guys

the n.et n.eutrality repeal still needs to go to court ya stinkers,, the place where it was denied twice so dont lose all hope Yet

#im here for u dw

FIVE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MUSE &. MUN.

01. we both have girlfriends that are too hot for us. 02. both can’t find our socks without the aforementioned girlfriend. 03. pale as newborn fish. 04. have both made things up about ourselves so people don’t have shit on us. 05. both get unnecessarily angry at small inconsequential things but will never admit that those things are small and/or inconsequential.

FIVE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSE &. MUN.

01. i’m not a mass murderer. 02. i’m not a criminal. 03. i don’t wear the same suit every day. 04. i don’t wear lipstick. 05. i don’t live in a steel mill.

TAGGED BY: @webfluid thank u i appreciate u my bf TAGGING: hey it’sa me i still don’t know who has already done this one so @quinn , @viduamor , @thorndr or whoever u are on idk , @astralord , @nexusbeing , @reactoring and YOU , STINKY

#* DASH MEME.#will i ever really write again #find out next week when i post smth

o look it’s me,, 2k17′s best cinematographer

#my x.box captures ? WHERES MY PORTFOLIO

* CHARACTER FLAWS !

TAGGED BY : @jotundra bless ya ! TAGGING : idek who has already done this FUCK @quinn , @webfluid , @zeusbrought , @nexusbeing , @reactoring , @thorndr EVERYONE ive tagged u rn so do it pls

#* DASH MEME.#* HEADCANONS.#wow look joker is an ass #who Knew

im embarrassed

#im embarrassed

❛ soooo . . . do you have like , a nickname , or something ? wait , wait , wait --- don’t tell me : firefingers ? hot stuff ? the burning bush ? ❜

@spatflame .

#spatflame #uncle j here to help u w ur supername #a pleasure !

❛ NATASHA . ❜ he sits there swaying and restrained like some bumbling fool , licking at his teeth , starved . ❛ i’d ask how you got in , but . . . i know how you like your tight spaces . this isn’t a booty call , is it ? has the lady come to pummel me again ? ❜

@viduamor .

#viduamor #thanks for the broken appendages ya bitch #im on soup for 3 months

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