Whistleblower

Absent-minded Canadian who sings Motown whenever given the opportunity and is usually wearing a denim vest with a pasta stain on it. AIM: •••NotSoWittyMax •Roleplay

[angelsfilth]

im so tired but i always find the energy to sin

[mrkerman-blog]

I was going to think of a witty caption but I got distracted by telling the guys about a Burger King commercial I saw earlier.

[apoxalypse]

When you can never say no.

[bonham-in-the-sky-with-gilmour]

[mattyhealys-curls-deactivated20]

i need friends 

[timeaway]

I have nothing to say but will i shut up? No

[mrkerman-blog]

will I ever stop ordering take out? No. I won’t.

[apoxalypse]

The terrible two’s are already hitting hard.

[mrkerman-blog]

We deal with this on a daily.

[mrkerman-blog]

THIS JUST IN: I'm fucking freezing.

[mrkerman-blog]

She isn't a great hair fluffer.

[indeedisayexquisite]

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

[mrkerman-blog]

Marriage is sending your wife a video of you amazingly showing off your basketball talent and not trying to make her jealous seeing as you have the full potential to join Team Canada in the NBA All Stars.

[mrkerman-blog]

My favourite part about being married to Lights is the extreme hatred I get from her fans for ruining Siberia on acoustic. It seriously never ends.

[fannymix-deactivated20160331]

i really just want to take a 24 hour nap

[apoxalypse]

His name isn’t even really Maxwell.

[mrkerman-blog]

Alright, Valerie.

[mrkerman-blog]

Hello boys and girls, cats and squirrels. My name is Maxwell Kerman, but you can just call me Max. I do the vocal duties for a little band under the name Arkells and when I’m not singing and dancing, I’m tweeting about basketball and fried goods. I even once ended up in the Canadian news and newspaper after joking that I was replacing One Directions beloved member Zayn. So yeah, I’m KINDA a big deal.

Let’s talk about food and how cool John Travolta was in Saturday Night Fever. @NotSoWittyMax