[mrlonesomevoid]

For anyone who cares this is my kitty Hijani. Or Janu. Or January. Also Bubbs, he responds to that too.

ISN'T HE THE FUCKING CUTEST?

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[stupid-twink-girl]

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

The thousands of men in power who rape, torture, and kill children while corrupting every system they touch for their own gain are much worse than we think.

All these thousands of horrible men are in Trump's orbit and Russia knows all of it.

[pokeballvictimized]

Ugh, I have such a crush on her, I have got to make her piss in my backyard

[pokeballvictimized]

She's too hot to be allowed to use the bathroom

[pokeballvictimized]

When you really really like a girl you can show that affection by:

A. treat her like a dog

B. set arbitrary rules to force her to humiliate herself

C. dog bowl

[venom-princess-deactivated20250]

[uvb76fan]

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

[depsidase]

[cherubg1rl]

[homunculus-argument]

The prophetic symbolism of your dreams is the ontological polar opposite of asking an AI program. The answers you get are not for the questions you meant to ask, the ways in which they are worded are absurd and incomprehensible, and they may seem like utter garbled nonsense, but they are never wrong.

[mantits24-07-24]

I'm pretty sure this has been done before. Anyways tHe BurNeD mAn LiVeS

[dykeanthropedog]

Imagine a mech that isnt complete until you pilot her. She craves the feeling of your dexterous fingers spidering across her controls. She yearns for the neural connection with you, to feel your mind brush against her matricies. She needs, desperately, to feel you inside her, to give her everything to your success -- to you -- and all she asks in return is to keep a little piece of your mind. Each and every time. Until you are hers and she is yours and the two of you are inextricable and inextinguishable from one another in function and form

[dogpuppy]

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[overmocha1068]

[underthewirez]

this guy that followed me on instagram was posting my selfies and making disgusting comments about me on a porn website 🙃 not to mention he’s done this to MULTIPLE women! he’s obviously deleted his account since he’s been called out.

it just really fucking pisses me off because women literally cannot post about anything online without some fucking creep ruining it.

[can-tab-eater-offical]

tumblr stop giving me ads for ai chatbots

I don't want to talk to fake gojo