Hello I Am In Your Microwave

i make the waves in there

[mrmagnetron]

this is a photo of me, I think I look very Hot and Sexy here

[lokaror]

*talking to firemen* yeah so it turns out you cant microwave tionfoil even a little bit

[mrmagnetron]

magnetron facts about me

• i love cats and am their number 1 fan

• i don't know who any of your blorbos are (this is a lie i know who every single one of them are in detail and yet i still choose to blow them up)

• i am the combined consciousness of every magnetron ever to exist

• my favourite crimes in order are 1-arson, 2-murder, 3-drug possession

• i have two (2) best friends their names r transformer and capacitor and i love them <3

• none of you could ever come close to how powerful i am

[toskarin]

having had the actual threat of a microwave explained to me is hilarious because the intuitive answer most people come to is the radiation thing, and then you learn that part's basically harmless but also every microwave has The Machine That Kills Tinkerers inside of it

[madscientist-official]

today i will find out what happens when coins in microwave

[madscientist-official]

hopital

[madscientist-official]

today i will find out what happens when coins in microwave

[anonymouscringe]

How???Does a sushi becone exploded?????

microwaved it for a few seconds too long 😔

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: being microwaved

[confession-session]

What’s the longest you’ve ever microwaved something

< 1 minute

1 min - 2 min

2 min - 3 min

3 min - 5 min

5 min - 10 min

10 min - 20 min

20 min - 45 min

45 min - 1 hour

1 hour - 1.5 hours

> 1.5 hours

I have never used a microwave in my entire life

Voting ended onSep 21, 2024

[gay-systemdeez]

I'm surprised tumblr didnt ban this blog after that thing that happened between you and that industrial microwave

You mean when I tried to fuck it with my penis?

[patopq]

30 seconds of bad quality marshmallow microwaving. if you even care

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Sexy Inanimate Objects Contest Round 1

Microwave

Pillows

Voting ended onJun 8, 2025

[catfindr]

[weird-gnome]

Could really go for some microwaved batteries rn

[funtergeist]

i put him in de microowavea

[mrmagnetron]

something that i do on this blog is lie abt people and characters i know. like maybe 90% of the time i know exactly who ur blorbo is when i say 'idk who or what this is'

I Do Know I Just Choose To Let You Believe I Am Clueless So You Grow Complacent And Gain A False Sense Of Security And That Is When I Get You With My Evil Waves

[samarajethwa]