I AM A DUCK

man I've had this blog since 2012. the icon and blog presentation aren't gonna change for better or for worse. I'm 30, I blog about whatever I want and my tastes change a lot. a few consistent interests are oldschool runescape and turn-based RPGs.

[mrmallard]

If Tumblr implements mandatory age verification, I won't be doing that and I won't be coming back to Tumblr.

My Discord is MrMallard

My DreamWidth is MrMallard

Do with that information what you will.

[maxbytes]

oh just a lil fella! a lil spungbug..

[yehudah]

my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

[yehudah]

me

[blightedbaedling]

Visit Original Link

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I AM ON A BUS AND I CLICKED ON THIS FORGETTING MY AIRPODS WERE OUT AND IT JUST BLASTED FULL "white woman spotted." OUT LOUD AND NOW THERES A WHITE WOMAN STARING AT ME HELP

[knightofleo]

[mananabuffins]

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Doitsu

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[fairycosmos]

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

[haaarpb]

[gaytanic-panic]

[gaytanic-panic]

#what do you mean harrison ford was a pot dealer in real life. you're kidding. is this real

What do you think actors do before making it big in show business?

[gaytanic-panic]

I was like damn these tags are too real until I remembered sw can also be used as an acronym for star wars

[mid-evil-werewolf]

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

[mid-evil-werewolf]

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

[mid-evil-werewolf]

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

[mrmallard]

I just remembered the Bored Ape dance party they did where they used industrial UV lights that burned and blinded everyone who went to it

imagine causing permanent damage to your skin and your sight to ostensibly own the libs

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[wemon]

Aerith projecting her period cramps onto Sephiroth who is projecting them onto Cloud

[angelicguy]

people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[mabelsguidetolife]

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

[mabelsguidetolife]

no bc how else are you supposed to react when your dad is proudly presenting a clip of himself and a dead celebrity, frozen in time, creating an ostensibly perfect nuclear family on valentine’s day…… and tagging papa john’s in it……..

[rocketbirdie]

Yu-Gi-Oh (1999)