Coutry Life

I like country girls, big and old trucks, and long dirt roads with seemingly endless field on either side. 'Nuf said.

[mrmonkey227]

[mrmonkey227]

[lilakennedy]

we know dude, we know

[mrmonkey227]

Haven’t been on here in a while. Is this place just nothing but Neilson ads now?

[corpish]

*trying to reposition myself with a dog on my lap* sorry sorRY sORRY don’t leave pls

[whynotfabulous]

Remember in 2012 when tumblr shut down for like an hour and everyone freaked the fuck out because “NOT OUR PRECIOUS TUMBLR!!!!” and now we’re all just

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[thunderstruck-sledding]

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[primevideouk]

Rami Malek behind the scenes of Mr Robot.

[suedesatan-deactivated20190609]

hacker: im in me:

hacker: im out

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[bifrostiron]

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

[kindlysirwolf]

[criacow]

pearwaldorf:

#cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS

[noushxx]

Rub the booty.

[teatoppy]

Smack the booty

[doughsk-deactivated20181121]

Eat the booty

[kawaiikeeks-deactivated20200707]

Love the booty

[spexial-k]

Value the booty

[blkbutterfly816]

Bite the booty

[lumberjackmack]

Hug the booty

[thatexaspapi]

All hail the booty ✊🍑

[dbeneficiary]

Squeeze the booty

[addbaconn]

Worship the booty

[nicwitlox-deactivated20191204]

Capture the booty

[niemacreamm-deactivated20180915]

Fuck the booty

[everybodylovespj]

Caress the booty

[mrmonkey227]

Bury me booty

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[sizvideos]

[nopizza]

He committed to how pissed off he was

[cocochineal]

I love how petty this is

[quiet--batpeople]

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

[doing-talking]

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

[gjallarmoth]

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

[mrmonkey227]

@therealjacksepticeye