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-“What do you think of that,

Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes.

Basket-Face = Insult to his hat.

Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes.

Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out.

Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy.

Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap.

Gomeril = Dog

Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl

Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.

Scooner = A half pint aka short man.

Nyaff = Out of date

Plookie = DImwit / stupid looking

Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority.

Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink.

Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype.

Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively)

Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff.

Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck

Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space

Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean

Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger

ravldazle

the best chain of insults ever laid out to date

pokeyscrypt

Finally the translator’s notes I’ve wanted my whole life

yesterdaysprint

The Evening World, New York, November 16, 1888

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2017 GOT ME FEELING LIKE 🙌🏿🙌🏿😂

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I will never scroll pass this 😭😂😂😂😂

juneelite

I can’t believe we did this lol

sbrown82

#BlackBoyJoy

heavenleighvibez

Love this

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That Black Boy Joyyyyy✨😁😁😁

honeydipped

I love this soo much 😭

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What 2021 need to feel like

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Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength

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THE GUY AT THE END

kittydesade

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down.

kindnessinsilver

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

lazy-cat-corner

“Ballet is a really hard dance to master.”

Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”

My thighs are burning just watching.

spoonmeb

this video just laughed at me for being out of shape.

buh-no

I had a friend growing up that was from Slovakia or Ukraine, I don’t remember which. I knew him from kindergarten to 2nd grade. And since there wasn’t a large enough slavic community for this kind of dancing, he did competitive ballet. He would constantly complain that it wasn’t hard enough. Guys, its competitive ballet, one of the hardest sports you can be in as a young person. Those C-jumps the guys were doing? In american ballet or dance you usually only get your chest to where you head was. They have their bellybutton or hips where their head was. That’s fucking nuts with out running or a pre jump. This kind of dancing was constantly going on at their house. I would like to point out that’s insane. His mom and dad dance almost every day. Not as high since age. But still.