its numbers o'clock

IT’S MR. OGLEBY AND I AM HERE TO TEACH YOU THE NUMBERS AND IF YOU’RE ONE OF THE NAUGHTY KIDDOS YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH ME!! IF SOMEONE COULD LET ME KNOW HOW TO GET OFF CAPITAL LETTERS THAT WOULD BE GREAT!! I figured it out!!! Thanks kiddos!!!!!!!! If you...

[mrogleby]

Holy fuck what year is this

It’s not about what year it is. It’s about remembering my password and how much I’ve had to drink!!’nnnnnn oops i just meant !!’nnnnn oops what the fuc

[mrogleby]

YOU CANT KILL ME THAT EASY HA HA HA

TRULY HELP ME GET OFF THE CAPITALS

[mrogleby]

i am thinking of you mr.ogleby and i love you and i hope you are happy and not d*ing of lung disease sir. thanks and i appreciaet you

HEY KIDDOS.... I AM NOT DEAD I AM JUST OLD

I GOT AN EW LAPTOP BUT I CANT GET IT OFF CAPITAL LETTERS HOW DO I GET IT OFF. THIS IS REALLY NEW AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT

ALSO I HAVE AN IPHONE NOW

[mrogleby]

IVE JUST BEEN INFORMED I ALWAYS HAD AN IPHONE. STILL CANT GET OF FTHE CAPITAL LETERS THOUGH

[mrogleby]

i am thinking of you mr.ogleby and i love you and i hope you are happy and not d*ing of lung disease sir. thanks and i appreciaet you

HEY KIDDOS.... I AM NOT DEAD I AM JUST OLD

I GOT AN EW LAPTOP BUT I CANT GET IT OFF CAPITAL LETTERS HOW DO I GET IT OFF. THIS IS REALLY NEW AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT

ALSO I HAVE AN IPHONE NOW

[mrogleby]

May your hats fly as high as your dreams

[mrogleby]

hey there, your tumblr is so cool! we want you to help us promote our shop, we will pay you in cash or offer free clothes. are you interested in it? please let us have your email-address so that we can tell you more details.

I don't want to talk about the e-mails anymore.

[mrogleby]

I totally support you bid for candidacy as president, sir. But how would it look if the Commander in Chief suddenly turmed seventeen? You gotta get that under control, ok?

Look. Shut up. This sounds like the plot of a Disney movie,

[mrogleby]

How did all these gay kids get in my house

[class-cannibal]

love u too teach

[mrogleby]

And here is the gayest in all the land

[mrogleby]

How did all these gay kids get in my house

[mrogleby]

I was going to ask if you saw my phone but I see Uncle Sam threw up on you after he fucked the declaration of independence, so I think I'll continue my hunt solo.

Your phone is in the couch cushion I KNOW BECAUSE I PUT IT THERE BECAUSE YOU KEEP LEAVING IT ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER AFTER TAKING INAPPROPRIATE SNAPSHOTS OF YOURSELF

[teenageswagger]

Half of them are pristine photos of my beautiful face and the other half are of Trundle. Maaaaaybe like ten of my dick by WHY YOU LOOKIN FOR MY DICK PICS BRO?

[mrogleby]

I thought it was my phone, I was looking for the pictures I took of this weird bathroom tile at an Indian restaurant I went to

[teenageswagger]

That was so boring to hear, I might die.

[mrogleby]

You should see this tile ANYTHING BUT BORING!!!!!!!!!!

[mrogleby]

I was going to ask if you saw my phone but I see Uncle Sam threw up on you after he fucked the declaration of independence, so I think I'll continue my hunt solo.

Your phone is in the couch cushion I KNOW BECAUSE I PUT IT THERE BECAUSE YOU KEEP LEAVING IT ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER AFTER TAKING INAPPROPRIATE SNAPSHOTS OF YOURSELF

[teenageswagger]

Half of them are pristine photos of my beautiful face and the other half are of Trundle. Maaaaaybe like ten of my dick by WHY YOU LOOKIN FOR MY DICK PICS BRO?

[mrogleby]

I thought it was my phone, I was looking for the pictures I took of this weird bathroom tile at an Indian restaurant I went to

[mrogleby]

I was going to ask if you saw my phone but I see Uncle Sam threw up on you after he fucked the declaration of independence, so I think I'll continue my hunt solo.

Your phone is in the couch cushion I KNOW BECAUSE I PUT IT THERE BECAUSE YOU KEEP LEAVING IT ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER AFTER TAKING INAPPROPRIATE SNAPSHOTS OF YOURSELF

[mrogleby]

what are your plans for your first days in office as President Mr O

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED KIDDO!My first day in office is going to include beginning a new tradition... I'm sure you know where this is going: The Traditional Inaugural Cheese Plate. It will include three cheeses (a hard, a soft, and a bleu), an assortment of olives, and crusty bread. I will eat it in front of a crew of photographers and reporters, relaying to them my critique of each cheese. Actually I think I had a sex dream like this once ok so anyway This is what every President after my election will begin their term with. After the whole thing with the swearing in and the Bible or whatever. Bible first, then cheese. Don't forget that slogan because I'm trying to make it a thing ok ????

[mrogleby]

Happy Birthday Harv-o!!! One more year and you'll be over the hill 8D

HA! HA! HA! That's right, kiddo! Everyone knows 9 billion and 4 is the age they send you your AARP card!!!!!! Thank you kiddo!!!!!

[mrogleby]

happy birthday, mr. o (:

Thank you, kiddo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Everyone please remember to wear your Ogleby defense squad shirts tomorrow............ I turn the big one................ the big 9-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3!

[mrogleby]

From the desk of Mr. Harvey James Ogleby..

Hello everyone: teachers, kiddos, weird goths from neighboring schools who come to ogle and objectify Mr. Laurence who is the oldest My Chemical Romance fan I know,

This is an official letter. Since it’s on the webular site Tumblr dot com, you can’t see the official seal but it’s there, ok, trust me. This is an official letter in which I would like to officially announce my candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America.

Please hold your applause and inappropriate comments about my thighs until the end.

I know it is going to be a long and grueling road ahead until November, but I plan to work hard, do good, and conveniently ignore that reality calls for a primary in which we can only pick one candidate per party to vote for come Election Day. I’m also going to ignore America’s two-party system and not announce an official affiliation. have tunnel vision and I’m not afraid to use it.

At this time, my proposed team and running mate is unannounced and, possibly, undecided. Yes, I am jumping into this blind and spectacularly late, but I do not feel as though either of those things are an accurate representation of my affinity for this job.

We are going to do great things with this campaign, and when I win the White House at the end of this year, I’m going to do great things for this country.

I will be taking questions.

“Remember: A Vote 4 Ogleby Will Make America Eight Again.” (I came up with this slogan all by myself!!!!!!!!!)

Thank you to all who took the time to read this post, and as always...

fingerguns.

(Promotional poster made by @novarts)

[mrogleby]

mr o my pal megan drew this for my bday but. I think u deserve to see it

submitted by @mcthman

I DON’T NEED TIPS ON HOW TO BE A HOT DAD THANK YOU VERY MUCH MY THIGHS ARE THICK “AF” AS THE KIDS SAY!!!!!!!!!