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@class-cannibal
[txt] talk dirty to me ;)
[txt] i like the clown sea lion starter
…. [txt] I think we need to break up
[txt] YOU ARE WHATS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD
[txt] I cant bring you out into public [txt] I’m so embarrassed [txt] what will the children think?
[txt] THEYLL THINK DAMN THAT GUY PICKED THE BEST STARTER
[txt] talk dirty to me ;)
[txt] i like the clown sea lion starter
…. [txt] I think we need to break up
[txt] YOU ARE WHATS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD
[txt] talk dirty to me ;)
[txt] i like the clown sea lion starter
HEY, WAKE UP YOU BIG GAY BEAR!!
HEY FUCK YOU
How did all these gay kids get in my house
love u too teach
That’s something a princess would say.
It’s okay. You’re lucky you’re cute.
Hmm.. I wonder if it’s cheaper to go to college for pluming than it is to hire one…
....
Fine, you go over there and be pissy while I go for a piss, heh.
— -plops a towel on your head- Did the princess finish his temper tantrum and find the valve?
I am NOT the princess here.
But, yeah. Sorry for flooding the first floor...
Probably in the room with the water tank.
Man, you’re cranky when you’re wet.
>8( WELL YOURE DUMB ALL THE TIME
Meet me over there and hopefully I’ll have it figured out.
YEAH THE CAPTAIN STAYS BEHIND OR WHATEVER
#unless you wanna go down on something else hahaha
I didn’t know you were into golden showers.
I’M NOT-- LOOK TELL ME WHERE THE PIPE THING MIGHT BE AND THEN GO PEE FOR FUCKS SAKE
Okay, I’ll go find it.
In a minute. You stay here, I need to pee.
>8O IM NOT WAITING HERE TO DROWN, IM OUT
YOU’RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME TO GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP?
YEAH THE CAPTAIN STAYS BEHIND OR WHATEVER
Ok well you look like a cat taking a bath
YOU’RE THE BUILDING… GUY. YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE IT IS!
Okay, I’ll go find it. In a minute. You stay here, I need to pee.
>8O IM NOT WAITING HERE TO DROWN, IM OUT
Look– wait, you’re looking at my nips at a time like this?? WE HAVE A CRISIS HERE
LOOK, IT’S NOT FAULT YOU’RE ALL WET AND YOUR SHIRT IS TIGHT AND KINDA SEE THROUGH AND KINDA Ho-wait. Nope. It now made me think of Simon Cowell on early eps of american idol and I’m over it. Okay, there has to be a shut off valve around here.
Ok well you look like a cat taking a bath
YOU’RE THE BUILDING... GUY. YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE IT IS!
I DIDN’T THINK YOU WOULD SWING HARD ENOUGH TO CRACK A PIPE. …are you seriously gonna out geek me here while we are getting soaked and I can see your nipnops though your shirt…
Look-- wait, you’re looking at my nips at a time like this?? WE HAVE A CRISIS HERE
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?????? BLOCK IT WITH YOUR BODY
DO I LOOK WATERPROOF TO YOU? MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST OPEN THAT BIG MOUTH OF YOURS AND JUST INHALE!
FUCK--SHIT-- I THOUGHT YOU CHECKED THE BUILDING BLUEPRINTS BEFORE YOU LET ME SWING A HAMMER AROUND HERE?? HOW DO WE STOP IT
Mmmmhmmm…
-swings hammer into the wall-
-WATER STARTS SPRAYING OUT OF IT-
!! FUCK!!! THE OCEANS ARE RISING!!! # WE’VE GOTTA GET TO HIGH GROUND.
WHAT THE HELL? YOU MADE THE FUCKING WALL CRY! HOW DID YOU MAKE THE WALL CRY?? YOU ARE THE FUCKING HIGHEST GROUND IN HERE!
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?????? BLOCK IT WITH YOUR BODY
YOU MEMED ME FIRST you big hypocrite.
Okay well, you might wanna back up a little unless you wanna get dust on your fancy-schmancy outfit again.
I am the better looking one AND I write the paychecks. I can meme you as much as I want.
The dry cleaning bill was awful last time.
Mmmmhmmm...
-swings hammer into the wall-
-WATER STARTS SPRAYING OUT OF IT-
!! FUCK!!! THE OCEANS ARE RISING!!!
teenageswagger
Hey, now. I’m not paying you to meme me.
YOU MEMED ME FIRST you big hypocrite.
Okay well, you might wanna back up a little unless you wanna get dust on your fancy-schmancy outfit again.
