preston fitzgerald

preston fitzgerald. call me pres or preston. the president of the united states' son. twenty-seven. i'm an individual in a world of followers. you can either follow or lead. oh and i fly planes. *no affiliation w/ aaron tveit*

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friendly reminder

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liseandthankyou:

While I’m glad that everyone’s here and made it safe to Oslo, just a nice little reminder that if you do any of these:

get extremely wasted (and proceed to bother other guests)

break any of the display / decorations for the wedding

hit on / attempt to make out with Erik or Lailani during the ceremony or reception

Security is on stand-by and will not hesitate to kick you out. So enjoy yourselves. But not too much that you make an idiot out of yourself. 

well you are certainly on it, aren’t you lise?

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Text:: Preston, ¿sabes español?

[TEXT]: you know I do. porque?

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littlemisspennyjames:

Good. Switzerland is nice. I’m picking up German pretty well. How’s everything stateside?

i mean i’ve been going between there and spain but it’s definitely good to see you again.

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addyroad:

preston, that’s my niece. did i look pregnant last year??

hey, penny and robin didn’t look pregnant either and now they have a family.

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littlemisspennyjames:

It’ll be nice to see everyone again. But I’m more ready to show off my pride and joy. And Luca’s okay too.

he’s defintiely grown a lot. hows’ the fam treating you penn?

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addyroad:

quick stop in london to see my favourite girl. next stop - oslo!

wait, you had a kid too?

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Hey everyone!

Good to see you all again! Been a while!

[infanta-marisol]

[TEXT]: so your parents are cool right? like i'm not going to get an earful from an angry dad right?

[Text]: oh no. They text me not to long ago and said they finally look forward to putting a name to your face… [Text]: wait i said that wrong [Text]: face to name.

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[TEXT]: does that mean im hiding from your dad? i’d rather not. [TEXT]: basically, are we okay? [TEXT]: cause my dad can be less than amusing.

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a royal invitation

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royalburnbook:

as personally requested by your hostess, her majesty queen magdalena of monaco, i have been tasked with inviting you all to a very special lunch today. attendance to this family affair will be mandatory. there will be severe consequences for those who choose to opt out (and i don’t mean a nasty gossip blast). oh, did i say family affair? you heard that right. surprise bitches - it’s parents day! the fun’s over lovelies because mommy and daddy are in town to visit, and they just can’t wait to see what lovely upstanding citizens you have all become. here are all the deets:

date: monday, may 19th time: 12:00PM location: palace of monaco - grand state room dress code: smart casual

i just love a good family reunion, don’t you?

xoxo, the burnbook

ps - if you’re stupid enough to think that this is fake, well then, it’s your funeral.

what. the. fuck.

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What would your Tinder bio say?

just swipe left, unless your marisol bourbon

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thedevilsfrycook:

Trust me, I’m not worried. I have no time to worry about you. 

likewise.

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Marisol [TEXT] preston ~ i forgot that i had to attend Mateo party. I already rsvp

[TEXT]: would you like some company to his party?

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infanta-marisol:

[Text]: ten steps ahead of you

[Text]: you cant wear anything underneath this dress

[Text]: 😎

[TEXT]: damn mami [TEXT]: how you tease me so [TEXT]: as soon as i tame these scottish fam [TEXT]: i’ll be on my way

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malthemagicdragon:

You made it my business when you were a dick to my brother. I’m sure you understand that… or maybe not. You American’s aren’t exactly known for your loyalty. Or intellegence.

okay, sorry your feelings got hurt too.

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thedevilsfrycook:

Right. Course it isn’t. Why don’t you try to pick fights you’ll actually win huh?

okay. your mad. sorry that i hurt your feelings.

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Marisol [TEXT] preston ~ i forgot that i had to attend Mateo party. I already rsvp

[TEXT]: would you like some company to his party?

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infanta-marisol:

[Text]: its a good thing i checked off plus one in my invite. Id be happy for you to accompany me. The dress code is semi formal black and Gold

[TEXT]: sounds great, i will pick you up [TEXT]: maybe you can wear something underneath like you did at zak’s party [TEXT]: you might even get luck ;)

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malthemagicdragon:

Good. Keep it that way. 

okayyyyy then.

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malthemagicdragon:

Oh, Mr. Fitzgerald, do you have something to say about my brother? 

nope, not at all.