My headcanon relationships
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Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
Xuebing Du
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom
occasionally subtle

Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
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noise dept.

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@mrroiroi
My headcanon relationships
update
baby's reaction test🤏 lil baby worm
Oh shi- now i just remember that today is Pablo's birthday
But me at 00:12 am was like🗿
Rami: i'll tell my dad!
And
Kimi: i'm you dad, you piece of shi-
“The first genuine encounter between Alonso and Raikkonen will be in Asia, in one of the next ten days. Fernando invited Kimi to dinner.”
— Leo Turrini (x)
REAL?!
I'll have them
I'll have them
I'll have them
I'LL HAVE THEM JUST 2 WEEKS LEFT😭😭😭 WAIT FOR ME PLS GUYS
Mark Webber and his dogs names starting with S
Simba Shadow Sammy Saxon Spencer Sebastian Vettel
and we know how much Mark loves his dogs
All "S" from Sebastian Vettel cjenivnwix rje 😭😭😭😭
"Such a good whore"
Full.
Hey…
Kitty rahh
Wanna bite his ches-
@fsch7xx The helmets photo.
1998 Michael Schumacher, Mika Häkkinen Helmets.
Now idk where I got it from, just been in my gallery decided to use it!. But here you go!
Some things about my children
Some random makkinen doodles😗
I'm actually trying very hard to write like a native English speaker, but apparently my level of English doesn't allow me to do so. So, if you spot any stupid grammar mistake, plz forgive me :)
ps: whenever you think my English has suddenly become better, that's because i'm using AI to help me to translate there (i'm not using AI to draw!
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Anyways, from here on is the AU that I made with my friends of f1 as a mafia world (Nothing is the same as the real world!:
Mercedes: The upper echelons are all European aristocrats. Rather than being a true mafia, they are more like a business syndicate that has ties with the underworld or occasionally uses underworld tactics. There was a period when they 'washed their hands' of illegal activities; otherwise, they would also have a long history of organized crime.
Ferrari: Needless to say, this is the oldest and most traditional organized crime group in Southern Europe.
McLaren: Interpol, which has a similarly long history and turbulent fate.
Williams: A neutral intelligence agency. Currently cooperating relatively closely with McLaren, but still purely on the basis of shared interests.
Red Bull: An emerging high-tech organized crime group of the future.
and we put the drivers from other teams into these groups to prevent this AU being too messy. It's impossible to have 20+ teams in one AU, right!!? Actually it's already complex enough right now. Our relationship table literally looks like a STEEL WOOL
here's the translation of the texts (by AI), since I'm too lazy to reformat the thing😝
Michael:
Everything strange began with a phone call at the age of twenty-two—on the other end was the voice of his missing younger brother, who told him to leave Germany as fast as possible, to get out of Mercedes' territory, and… that he had hidden a handgun in the house.
Though Michael was completely confused, just as his brother had predicted, Mercedes' men soon came knocking. With the advance warning, he managed to turn the tables on them and escape, but he knew all too well about Mercedes' ties to the underworld and organized crime—which meant he could no longer stay in Germany. He drove south to Italy, and his clash with Mercedes in Germany became his ticket into the largest and most traditional mafia family in Southern Europe…
From then on, he never returned to an 'ordinary' life.
Likes: clean, beautiful victories
Dislikes: getting a flat tire in the rain
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Mind/Brains: 4.5/5
Melee: 4/5
Ranged: 4/5
Fashion sense: 2/5
Stamina: 4.5/5
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Comments from others:
"Sometimes I feel he acts too clean and too fair to be in the mafia."
M.H.
"↑Who is this?"
D. Hill
"How about letting me sit in the Ferrari emperor's throne for a couple of days?"
Eddie Irvine
"I Want to Punch Him."
McLaren Police Officer Ayrton Senna
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ps: I think in this AU Ralf should be 2-4 years older than he really is🤔 or else, he'd be only a child when Michael starts working for mafia!
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Mika:
Mika grew up in Finland. Although both of his parents were Interpol officers, they did not want him to pursue a career in that field. Nevertheless, raised in such a family environment, Mika still developed the dream of becoming a police officer.
Following the predetermined path of life, he went on an exchange program to Germany during university and interned at Mercedes. There, he met his mentor, Keke Rosberg. After learning about Mika's dream, Keke—also a Finn—used his connections to recommend Mika to work at Interpol's headquarters in the United Kingdom.
Likes: calling Finnish friends
Dislikes: riding in the passenger seat
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Mind/Brains: 3.5/5
Melee: 4.5/5
Ranged: 3.5/5
Foreign language: 2/5
Stamina: 4/5
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Comments from others:
“I can't describe Mika in just a few words—he's very interesting, so why not try to get to know him yourself?”
M.S.
“It's a miracle he's still alive today.”
D. Coulthard
“McLaren will need him, sooner or later.”
K. Rosberg
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Some kind of breakfast dating I guess ^^
I've also written two fan fics for this AU on ao3! but they are all in Chinese I'm sorry T.T
my ao3 account is shiroxxx👈
Although there's no 🔞 content, I think it's still important to mention that I prefer Michael top x Mika bottom a lot more than the other way around... if you can accept this, maybe go and have a look...?
Cutiesss🤲💖💖
There will never be another WAG like him😭(just kidding)
"I hate SV" and still him😭