Sweet Seals For You, Always
roma★
KIROKAZE
taylor price
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
izzy's playlists!
blake kathryn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Misplaced Lens Cap
tumblr dot com
will byers stan first human second
shark vs the universe
hello vonnie
PR's Tumblrdome
YOU ARE THE REASON
Noah Kahan
Monterey Bay Aquarium
@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
seen from Türkiye
seen from Malaysia
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Palestinian Territories
seen from Brazil
seen from Belgium
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Spain
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Tunisia
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Italy
seen from Australia
@mrs-wer
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
" Ryland will watch from the chair"
(Can't wait to see more art of them kissing)
punko appreciation post <3 we are sososo incredibly lucky for how diligent and committed punko is with CB. long chapters, incredible art, precise storytelling...not to mention the hiatus chapters! and the rigourous update schedule! we are so blessed guys, just sayin, so let's all collectively scream WE LOVE YOU PUNKO
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
I can’t believe Grace has to fight both Stan twins
Hope ties with the second one as well
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
i propose a redo of race to the edge, but this time with a mature rating. imagine:
(spoilers for rtte)
actually being able to see characters deaths and wounds
more depth into snotlout and spitelouts relationship- it’s clearly not a healthy one
more depth into hiccstrid and other couples
specifically, queer couples and characters- we know gobber and snotlout are gay/bi respectively, but we never get more info on that subject
actual blood and wounds
let!!! them!!! say!!!!! fuck!!!!!
more clarification on which dragon fire hurts which dragons, and which ones don’t
blood!!
ruff and tuff clearly have things to say that are not age appropriate, let them say it
could go more in depth with the scarier side of the dragons
show the effects of characters getting wounded!!!!
just. everything about dagur.
could go more in depth with fishlegs’s anxiety?
on that note, all of the gang’s mental health- hiccup clearly overworks and blames himself for everything, astrid has obvious anger issues and pent up rage, snotlout pretends to think he’s better than everyone else to mask his cripplingly low self esteem, fishlegs 100% has anxiety or some kind of panic disorder, ruff is already canonically frustrated with being “a woman in a man’s world” and doesn’t feel appreciated enough, and tuff doesn’t seem to value his own well being very much- not to mention that he literally has hallucinations sometimes
and dagur definitely has something that causes him to be in a constant state of mania
gustav and his parents- he said his mother only notices he’s gone after the third day????
at least one person on berk has (consensually) fucked a dragon. give me some background on that.
at least half of the riders cursing like sailors
being able to show sicknesses better- the time astrid caught the scourge of odin, the time astrid got deathly poisoned, plus the time astrid went blind (astrid sure does get beat up a lot damn)
just give me all the things we couldn’t have as kids!!!! blood!!! gore!!!!!!! death!!!!!!! cursing!!!!!! gays!!!!!!!!! abusive relationships!!!!!!!!! kissing that doesn’t look awkward and forced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! monster fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is all, thank you for your time
All of Hiccup's mentors
All of Hiccup's mentors Everyone who influenced his growth: Gobber's Apprentice, Son of Stoick the Vast, Night Fury Rider, and Golden Boy Viggo
Consider me severly in pain
Dragons are my style.
I do realize this is kinda an unnecessary post to make, but I'm seeing a lot of confusion on what Chase realized on seeing Violet's eyes after this week's episode and ehhhh
Human eyes and Key eyes look different. Human eyes are drawn half black-half eye coloured, while keys have gemstones for eyes with only a small black dot for a pupil.
When we see Buddy's past as a human, we see his human eyes too, which are different from his current eyes
I need everyone to remember that "A murder, unfortunately" was the first time Chase knowingly saw keys in their human form. Yes, Buddy had different eyes from others, but for Chase to have assumed that it is because he's a key would be far too big of a stretch before now.
Even among keys, the way the eyes look is different because they're all cut of of different stones. Sil and others have gemstones which are cut into reflective facets, which amplifies the shiny nature of the stone and slightly obscures the pupil in the centre. On the other hand, Buddy and Vi's eyestones are more of a polished surface, thus their pupils are more visible giving them a more human look.
It was not the above four keys' eyes, but Violet's which helped Chase realize it. And no, it's not because Buddy and Violet have the same eye colour, they don't. Violet's eyes are multicoloured, similar to the colour of her underskirt. Buddy's eyes are blue. (Also, having the same eye colour does not make people related 😭😭)
It's because Chase knew by then that keys had stone eyes in human forms. And seeing Violet's eyes made him realize that not all stones look sparkly like Silver's. He noticed the same non-human gemstone quality of both their eyes, and thus reached the conclusion that Buddy is a key.
When Buddy dragged him to the mirror to show him Violet's human form, I don't think he was particularly trying to point out her eyes. Buddy was pointing out how keys can look very human, how he looks very human, but is not a human. But he never got to finish talking. Chase noticed the eyes and reached the desired conclusion anyway because he's just that smart.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 6
Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
The random number generator is out to get me
I just know it
The Almighty Tsaritsa
isn't she lovely
OH NO WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY?!?!?!? SHE IS LOVELY!!!!
isn't she lovely
OH NO WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY?!?!?!? SHE IS LOVELY!!!!
don't think of her, never think of her
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
Vote for Nox!
I feel like it's important for CB win at least some contest, so feel free to repost/reblog the pics wherever you can!
Chase ver:
(Sorry it's similar to my past meme, I just rly wanna promote Nox🥲)
Bonding with the future in-laws <3.
Buddy has seen horrors for which he will never unsee. Deacon being happy to see him.
One of my favorite arguments in favor of solid ships is "do you imagine a world where they find a person they love more than each other?"
In the case of Kaveh and Alhaitham, this is pretty straightforward. I LOVE Kaveh, but this guy can canonically not stop ranting about Alhaitham. Other characters have commented on it, how Kaveh brings Alhaitham up in every other conversation... Kaveh drinks heavily too, makes bad financial calls and most crucially, feels like nobody in the entire world truly understands him. He has this tortured artistic soul thing going for him, and struggles to find anybody who he feels simply 'gets it'.
If Kaveh went on a date, how long would it take for him to bring up Alhaitham? And if he didn't and if it worked out, would he really be able to find another human being who's as patient with him? As willing to provide and carry him home from the tavern, someone who can and is willing to put in copious effort to overthrow Alhaitham for thr title of "knows Kaveh best?"
Not really.
On Alhaitham's end it's even more obvious, the suggestion he might open up to allow literally anyone else into his space is borderline ridiculous. Alhaitham tolerates most people, the fact he invited Kaveh to live with him and is spending all this mental and physical energy on them is telling enough. Do you imagine Alhaitham ever caring for someone more than he does for Kaveh? No. Absolutely not.
Point made.
