ratboy

he/him current hyperfixation: six of crows and next to normal and hadestown (jack wolfe versions)

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fun fact! the piano of doom and despair in the beginning of road to hell (reprise) can also be heard in the beginning of all ive ever known!

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i find it so funny and endearing that jesper loves lying but is bad at it and wylan hates lying but is good at it

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“if pekka rollins kills us all, im going to get wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that i can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”

WRONG!

wylan plays his flute by matthias’s grave and matthias’s ghost learns how to play flute by watching him so that when kaz dies he can annoy the hell out of his ghost

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picture this: jesper in flannel pajama pants and reading glasses

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- gorgug, i died again.

- i know. im so sorry i wasn’t there.

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- remember when we died?

- you look so much better now.

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rewatching the forest of the nightmare king part of fhsy and the way the whole table looks at emily in concern when she starts crying and the way brennan immediately starts to make jokes to lighten the mood and the way zac and siobhan looked over at her in sync when she sniffled and the way murph watches over her carefully the whole time and the way lou keeps on shooting concerned glances over at her is just too sweet to me

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brennan saying “there is someone who had their whole life changed by you just being yourself.” and then emily and murph immediately looking at each other AUGH MY HEART

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“i run and hug gorgug harder than ive ever hugged anyone in my whole life”

“i return the hug.”

- you’ve never hugged me

- shut up.

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vampires except they do that thing kittens do where they knead while they feed

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we need more post-crooked kingdom fics of jesper missing his ma i think

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jesper fahey is the cuddliest motherfucker out there and nothing can convince me otherwise

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every single greek mythology reference that i could find in hozier’s songs:

first time- “and the first time that you kissed me / i drank dry the river lethe”, referencing lethe, the river of forgetting, one of the five major rivers of the underworld

i, carrion (icarian)- the entire damn song references icarus and his fall from the sky

son of nyx- there are no lyrics, but the title itself references nyx, the greek goddess of night and darkness

swan upon leda- the title references the story of zeus turning into a swan and forcing himself upon leda, a mortal woman

movement- “you’re atlas in his sleeping”, referencing the titan atlas who holds up the sky

talk- “i’d be the voice that urged orpheus when her body was found / id be the choiceless hope in grief that drove him underground / id be the dreadful need in the devotee that made him turn around / and id be the immediate forgiveness in eurydice”, referencing the story of orpheus and eurydice

sunlight- “know that i would gladly be / the icarus to your certainty”, “strap the wing to me / death trap clad happily / with wax melted i need to see”, again referencing icarus

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yall should i go through every single hozier song and make a list of all the greek mythology references he makes? (im gonna do it anyways)

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yall on my search i noticed that there was also a lot of biblical references so im probably gonna make a second list of all those references too

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yall should i go through every single hozier song and make a list of all the greek mythology references he makes? (im gonna do it anyways)

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headcanon that jesper is actually an amazing cook (wylan finds it unbelievably attractive)

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my guilty pleasure is reading fics where jesper gets to be angry and dangerous and lethal. let this man snap yall he’s been through enough. let him go feral, as a treat

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headcanon that matthias and wylan like to gossip/talk shit in fjerdan together