MrsBeas

[handsywoman]

[handsywoman]

welcome to Pound Town population: Shane Hollander

[lucylehane]

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[sosaneitsinsane]

fall in love again and again...

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[the-ladyrae]

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

[josephinecarttanneur]

Heated Rivalry studies

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

[eightyonekilograms]

How far back in time can you understand English?

An experiment in language change

Nifty little language game here.

I can read back to 1500 with basically no difficulty

at 1400 I have to read slowly and carefully, but I can understand all of it save a couple words

at 1300 I can still comprehend most of it if I read slowly, but a much larger percentage of the words are unfamiliar to me, even with context

1200 and earlier are almost totally unintelligible

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

Romeo and Juliet retelling but it's a married couple who are planning to carve time out of their busy schedules to go out together, but she decides to take a little nap to try to get more energy to stay up later, and when he finds her asleep he assumes she's gone to bed for real so he goes all the way to sleep (I'm talking sleep mask + vaporub + white noise + melatonin, or whatever routine people do for a REALLY good sleep) and when she wakes up from her nap and finds him out cold she just goes to bed too. Tragic 😔

[shanerozanov]

heated rivalry + text posts // part one.

[galecstatic]

babe wake up the legendary editor sosaneitsinsane just dropped another hollanov banger edit spread the gospel

[flywingsinajar]

insane pull tonight big fan

[shanerozanov]

heated rivalry + text posts // part five.

[cherryysundae]

[dean-winchester-is-my-cherry-pie]

I CANNOT BELIEVE WE GOT HONEST TRAILER FOR HEATED RIVALRY AND THESE ARE STARRING TITLES FOR SHANE AND ILYA😭😭😭😭

[heatedrivalryz]

SHANE as EMOJIS 🏒

[sinmonger]

An Ilya's Face Appreciation Post

for @some-mad-lunge

[therozanov]

"The kiss felt weird, and Shane realized it was because neither of them could stop smiling."

- Heated Rivalry, chapter 23

"They were both half crying as they kissed, their breath stuttering and their lips stretched into wide smiles. A terrible kiss in theory, but Ilya had never experienced one better."

- The Long Game, chapter 25

hollanov + smiling into kisses