cas

you can call me miss paramore cause

[mrshayleyparamore]

⌗ @mrshayleyparamore┆cas ⋮ he ꒰ him

[mrshayleyparamore]

just shaved my bush off that first gust of wind felt like heaven but im also too exposed and vulnerable to the wind i hate it

[mrshayleyparamore]

some of you people who try to act kawaii and edgy actually corny as fuck pack that shit up and take it to AMIBO acting like that

[sobachka7]

i havent seen ANYBODY mention this but happy pride month to this gay fucking bitch sitting in front of the lesbian flag like okkkkkk miss f*g im clocking it

[hysteric-boy]

Making fun of another trans guy for having a smaller cock than me. Rubbing our cocks together so he can feel how much bigger mine is.

[nasty-pink]

GUYYYSSSS GUUUUYYYYSSSS THIS IS LITERALLY THEM-*GUNSHOT*

[jottles]

if you can't sniff your boss' pits, smelling his hoodie will also do the job just fine. or something idk man

[caenypoo]

forcemasc but it's roughhousing with your cis best friend after you come out. you have to deal with him teasing you with words like, "c'mon, this is just how boys mess around," and "is that all you've got? hit me like a the man you are," as he straddles your hips and holds your hands down.

he leans down and whispers, "we're just boys being boys. you can take it, right?" he asks, while he deliberately grinds his hips against yours as if trying to provoke you, and it works.

you struggle to escape his hold, but finally manage. you both toss and turn on the floor until you eventually end up on top. you attempt to restrict him in the same way he did to you, pushing your hips down onto his.

he looks up at you with a mischievous grin, his hands gripping your thighs tightly. "there we go..." he mutters as he moves his hips upward slightly.

“that’s my boy.”

nine in the morning btw… what am i doing w my life 🧍🏽.

[discodeviant]

thank u pinterest :) :)

[swanbornbyleda]

Resource Guarding

[dan-x3]

jack calling robby mikey. hes the only person allowed to. anyone else even tries and robby wont respond, but hes jack’s mikey. ohhh kay

[mrshayleyparamore]

I need leon kennedy biblically. God.

[mrshayleyparamore]

I know im maturing bc i cant read fanfics anymore without cringing and wondering what im doing with my life

[mrshayleyparamore]

whoever commented chat yipiti deserves an oscar ts went triple platinum in my house

[mrshayleyparamore]

everytime I go in Instagram reels people are just so goddamn racist

[mrshayleyparamore]

writing another college essay and being limited to 650 words is a nightmare for a yapper like me

[mrshayleyparamore]

sometimes I don’t wanna talk to anyone but I guess that period has passed

[mrshayleyparamore]

like is it actually even worth it to start a conversation anymore in society. nothing good to talk about. everything sucks arse.

[mrshayleyparamore]

santos the type to get pulled over and tell the cop she’s a sovereign citizen