Guys this is the dumbest fucking headcanon ever but all I can think about is Trinity bringing over all her fidget toys (she is a tiktok shop victim after every difficult shift don't shame her) and she gives half of them to Andrew and makes him play fidget trading with her and he takes it so seriously it makes her absolutely piss her pants.
"I am offering this kneedo glitter baby." - "Decline." - "Andrew, no, you have to offer something!" - "I don't want it It's fucking creepy! Offer something else! I thought this is a free country?" - "Okay damn! I'll offer my Jumbo Cheese." - "Okay... I offer this green sparkly ball-" - "It's a dumpling." - "... with a face?" - "Yes with a face. The kids are fighting over these." - "Really?" Andrew just looks at the dumpling and then slaps on the 'add' button. "Then you gotta add. It's clearly valuable." And in all of this while he has to most monotone voice with the most neutral expression And it just absolutely FRIES Trinity everytime. He is just so funny to her.











