i’ve got a thing that the girls dont have —

(— and a seat and a cigarette that we can have ! ) - jason todd has a fat wife 18+ ya mama

[mrsjasontodd]

🩵SPY / 25 / COMM BY @capybaraohara 🩵

DARK CONTENT FRIENDLY ALWAYS! / FUCK ICE

[lushberrys]

Jason, drunk: can I see you naked

Reader:

reader is just very "😐 what?" as they're trying to process what he just said

jason gets defensive "nothing i didn't say anything you're stupid go away" and then you tease him about it forever until you finally relent and tell him "ask again when you're sober"

[pinkmanapologist]

when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Suddenly imagined leading on a guy you've been seeing by making out with him after your dates and abruptly stopping to tell him that you're gonna go home and think about him when you masturbate and then you just leave him high and dry. And of course one day he snaps and fingers you outside of your home bc you've been teasing him too much

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

"Someone's gonna see," you whisper with worry, trying to peek over his broad shoulder to look around the neighborhood.

"Let them," he grumbles into your ear, hiking your leg up higher on his waist so he can stuff a third finger inside you. He smirks when you mewl at the stretch. "You like that? You like being filled up?"

"Uh-huh," you whine, high and needy. He hums against your cheek, pressing a kiss there.

"I could fill you up so well, Y/N, hit every spot you like inside you. I could make you feel so good."

You moan his name when he curls his fingers, his palm rubbing against your clit as he thrusts the digits inside of you. You can feel yourself leaking down your thigh.

"I could make you cum as much as you want, could go all night if you wanted. I'd do anything to make you feel good."

"Please," you whisper harshly, digging your nails into his shoulders. "I'm so close."

"Let me give you what you need, darling."

He keeps his pace and technique, hitting the same spot inside you that makes your toes curl. Other guys would've sped up or fucked something up, but your boyfriend is consistent, just what you needed.

God, you should've done this sooner. The orgasm creeping up on you is going to be big. You vaguely pray that his dick could make you feel just as good as you topple over the edge, tucking your face into his shoulder to muffle your moans.

He guides you through it, massaging your cunt as you flutter down. He pulls out his fingers and begins sucking them clean, moaning low.

God, you need him. You need him so badly. You'll even fuck him on your porch, you don't care anymore. You just need his cock buried deep inside you, thrusting wildly and meticulously until you're braindead.

When you go to palm his cock, he grabs your wrist. You pout as he brings your hand to his mouth and kisses the back of it, then leaning forward to press a tender kiss to your temple. He lets you go and turns away, stepping down off your porch.

"W-Wait—"

"Sorry, dear," he says, looking back at you. "I promise to think about you when I masturbate later."

[mrsjasontodd]

I know arkham knight jason stinks I KNOW THIS

[mrsjasontodd]

I loveee Bruce more than I love Batman but you can’t have one without the other. What if you love him and you don’t care? Don’t even ever ask? Like what would happen genuinely

[mrsjasontodd]

why can’t Batman have a daughter. Why

[mrsjasontodd]

Bruce Wayne takes in a single mom and now watches her from out of the window of his home office every single day as she sits by the pool in a tiny bikini —

Took you long enough to feel comfortable to grab your own glass of water in the middle of the night, it’s essentially a pleasant surprise when he started catching you reading your book in the garden every so often—

You always make a fuss and a show out of explaining all your job and work opportunities and ventures to Bruce, as if to show him your active effort in looking for a position in your field, or maybe it’s just off season, but otherwise really youre stuck at home all day with nothing to do.

Alfred manages meals which by extension means you’re only ever picking groceries up, never actually shopping, and he finally managed to corral you into letting him take over summer camp drop-offs (never pickups) , as well, to give you ample opportunity… to do what? Continue doing nothing lest you end up leaving the house.

You raise your daughter good and well when she’s around, your day really starting the second she comes home, but there’s a good stretch of day you have to entertain yourself, by yourself. In a billionaire’s mansion, surrounded by a thousand non-related to you people who don’t really address you. So yeah, you end up soaking in the pool. On one of Gotham’s long, laggy and sweaty summer days? OooOf course. Lotion up the wazoo.

Feels silly to justify, but Bruce Wayne is all about analytics — he sees this, feels this with you, the tension, the vulnerability, the sharpness, still that exists in between your attraction. But he also just happens to be in perfect view of your mostly naked body at the ceramic edge of his glowing pool, in his very own backyard. I’ve lost myself in the fantasy here.

[mrsjasontodd]

This is u and Jason

[mrsjasontodd]

ok actually what it is is that Jason chases. Like he actively chases you if he wants you, but he’s so pointedly, like. Serious abt it. His crush on you is not just some sort of game, you can flirt with him and slip out of his grip and he will like. Never get tired of it. All bc he doesn’t just want you , he like loves you

[mrsjasontodd]

weed has made me such a bitch tbh, I imagine being mad at Jason is MISERABLE bc he feels so guilty abt whatever he did and it’s so cute u wanna forgive him but you honestly just want to be mad for like 2 minutes without him basically crying bc of it

[allsystmsred]

LOOK FEAR IN THE FACE CLAYFACE, OCTOBER 23

[mrsjasontodd]

.

[mrsjasontodd]

need that awkward man right now #jasontodd

[theloveinc]

see because I would be surprised if they managed to top abomination arc in absolute bc that was peak for me

[mrsjasontodd]

JASON LOVES CONFIDENCE . btw

[mrsjasontodd]

I always imagine that Jason somehow takes interest in you because you write for one of the Wayne Enterprises many publishing companies