Rock All Night, Sleep All Day

a Rock RP

[rocknbolan]

RACHEL I’M GONNA DIEEE 😫

What's going on?!?!?

[xbazattackx]

SADIE CAUGHT A SPIDER AND SHE WOKE ME UP AND SHE RELEASED IT INTO THE BED AND I CAN’T FIND IT IDK WHERE IT WENT RACHEL HELP

[rocknbolan]

Oh, spiders are friends. They eat the pests. Um, you want me to come over and find it and put it outside?

[xbazattackx]

PLEASE

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Spooders? Not spooders! (Take no notice of the scorpion in the desert)

[mrslaughterhouse5]

I liiiiiive! Rumors of my untimely demise are exaggerated.

I think I should try out for an Off-Broadway show.

Any I should avoid?

[mrslaughterhouse5]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Yikes, I need to get on here more. I....um....I'm in a relationship.

[rocknbolan]

Yappy Hew Near ya filthy animals.

[xbazattackx]

I think I just had a stroke trying to read this

[rocknbolan]

Come over, I have beer.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Me tooooo? (Can I bring Dana? Drummers can't be left alone I'm told.)

[rocknbolan]

shure why not.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Awesome, be right there!

[rocknbolan]

Yappy Hew Near ya filthy animals.

[xbazattackx]

I think I just had a stroke trying to read this

[rocknbolan]

Come over, I have beer.

[xbazattackx]

I’ll come over but i’m not drinking, I’m trying to quit that

[mrslaughterhouse5]

More for me? (And Dana?)

[rocknbolan]

Yappy Hew Near ya filthy animals.

[xbazattackx]

I think I just had a stroke trying to read this

[rocknbolan]

Come over, I have beer.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Me tooooo? (Can I bring Dana? Drummers can't be left alone I'm told.)

[rocknbolan]

Yappy Hew Near ya filthy animals.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Bwahaha, nappy new beers friendo!

[mrslaughterhouse5]

.......to all of us! (A day late, oops)

[r1d3-th3-w1nd]

and to all the people who it won’t let me send invites to (which is @tommystix @therealnikkisixx @xdancing-with-myselfx @drummers-hit-itt-harder @iampamelaanderson @r0cketqveen @l0ngc0ldw1nt3r @mrslaughterhouse5 @armagedd0nit)

you’re invited to the wedding on november 25th 🫵 because you’re so sigma 😼

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Hell yes! Can't wait! (Can I bring my drummer? He shouldn't be unsupervised.)

[mrslaughterhouse5]

So....um.... I might have ended up in Taipei. With a pescatarian.

And Mr Wang.

@32-p3nn13s @that-metalhead-ace @rocknbolan

Help?

[32-p3nn13s]

WHAT? HOW??

[mrslaughterhouse5]

I think we might have flown here? It's not really clear. You know, I think they mentioned a show? Not sure if we're headlining, but that'd be cool.

Where's the rest of the band? Anyone seen them lately?

[32-p3nn13s]

Oh no 😓

[mrslaughterhouse5]

I agree. Now on Day Two, Blas has surfaced but still no sign of Tim or Dana. My friend Mr Wang says we will play regardless.

[32-p3nn13s]

At least you found Blas, the drummers all need to be supervised ALL the time

[mrslaughterhouse5]

I agree. He was evidently tempted away from a giant gong by a BIGGER gong!

[mrslaughterhouse5]

So....um.... I might have ended up in Taipei. With a pescatarian.

And Mr Wang.

@32-p3nn13s @that-metalhead-ace @rocknbolan

Help?

[32-p3nn13s]

WHAT? HOW??

[mrslaughterhouse5]

I think we might have flown here? It's not really clear. You know, I think they mentioned a show? Not sure if we're headlining, but that'd be cool.

Where's the rest of the band? Anyone seen them lately?

[32-p3nn13s]

Oh no 😓

[mrslaughterhouse5]

I agree. Now on Day Two, Blas has surfaced but still no sign of Tim or Dana. My friend Mr Wang says we will play regardless.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

So....um.... I might have ended up in Taipei. With a pescatarian.

And Mr Wang.

@32-p3nn13s @that-metalhead-ace @rocknbolan

Help?

[32-p3nn13s]

WHAT? HOW??

[mrslaughterhouse5]

I think we might have flown here? It's not really clear. You know, I think they mentioned a show? Not sure if we're headlining, but that'd be cool.

Where's the rest of the band? Anyone seen them lately?

[32-p3nn13s]

Since you know everything, what relationships did you know for a fact would get together and how obvious were they (ranked ofc)

Uhhh well I knew all of them would happen but in ranking them from the most obvious (with one being the most obvious) to the least obvious i’d say it goes

1.) Axl and Baz (I mean, come on, they were all over each other since the beginning)

2.) Sav and Joe (Joe openly flirting and Sav overthinking it is what puts this one in second, love the guy, but he’s so dense sometimes)

3.) Steven and Duff (They are two big cuddle bugs)

4.) Tom and Eric (They’ve been together the longest out of any couple, they’ve been together longer than I’ve known the two)

5.) Vince and Nikki (They beat around the bush for a fat while because they were scared, but it was so obvious I almost lost my mind)

6.) Sav and Billy (Billy’s big fat obvious years long crush on Sav and the fact that Sav didn’t freak out really cemented this one)

7.) Rachel and Baz (Baz was sooooo enamored with Rachel, but Rachel is hard to read)

8.) Rachel and Scotti (Scotti also really liked Rachel, but then again Rachel is hard to read

9.) Fred and David (I’m gonna be honest I don’t remember how this one formed, but they’re cute so it’s okay)

10.) Tommy and Allister (or this one, but they are also cute)

11.) Bret and C.C. (They hated each other and then they didn’t one day, this one took me by surprise a little but there was always a tension between them)

[rocknbolan]

I'm hard to read?

[32-p3nn13s]

I would say so, you’re kinda just there every time I see you, and you’re kinda intimidating it throws off my mind dude I can never tell what you’re thinking

[rocknbolan]

I do have a guardian angel...

[mrslaughterhouse5]

And that angel isn't on your shoulder, they're in your hair, tugging you out of danger at EVERY TURN

[mrslaughterhouse5]

So....um.... I might have ended up in Taipei. With a pescatarian.

And Mr Wang.

@32-p3nn13s @that-metalhead-ace @rocknbolan

Help?

[rocknbolan]

huh. something bit me while I was asleep.

feels kinda weird.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Any issues with your silver bracelets?

[rocknbolan]

Oh nah. Scotti is a werewolf, but he would never do that to me.

Feeling real weird in bright light though.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Any aversion to garlic? Hearing heartbeats? Strange cravings?

[rocknbolan]

Nope. I love garlic.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Hmm. So you feel funny. Haha funny or Oh Damn I'm Gonna Pass Out funny?

[rocknbolan]

Feel like... I could just wrap myself up in a cocoon and sleep forever.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Damnit Bolan, do I have to come save you AGAIN? Where are your other people?

[rocknbolan]

Same me from what? It's just a bite. Probably some insect.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Yeah. That's what you said when you were locked in the trunk.

Or having your axe stolen and held for ransom.

Or almost getting your skull crushed by a car hood.

Or bitten by a werewolf.

[rocknbolan]

Now look, the werewolf bite was Scotti! And he reassured me it won't turn me.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

BUT WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE??? And where is Scotti? And Baz?

[xbazattackx]

it was not me, I can’t even do anything with my bite 😕

[mrslaughterhouse5]

........ But you can bite as long as you have teeth, right?

I was more concerned about where you both were while Rachel was by himself.

[xbazattackx]

oh

i was taking a nap with sadie

[mrslaughterhouse5]

That is the best reason ever.

[rocknbolan]

huh. something bit me while I was asleep.

feels kinda weird.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Any issues with your silver bracelets?

[rocknbolan]

Oh nah. Scotti is a werewolf, but he would never do that to me.

Feeling real weird in bright light though.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Any aversion to garlic? Hearing heartbeats? Strange cravings?

[rocknbolan]

Nope. I love garlic.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Hmm. So you feel funny. Haha funny or Oh Damn I'm Gonna Pass Out funny?

[rocknbolan]

Feel like... I could just wrap myself up in a cocoon and sleep forever.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Damnit Bolan, do I have to come save you AGAIN? Where are your other people?

[rocknbolan]

Same me from what? It's just a bite. Probably some insect.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Yeah. That's what you said when you were locked in the trunk.

Or having your axe stolen and held for ransom.

Or almost getting your skull crushed by a car hood.

Or bitten by a werewolf.

[rocknbolan]

Now look, the werewolf bite was Scotti! And he reassured me it won't turn me.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

BUT WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE??? And where is Scotti? And Baz?

[xbazattackx]

it was not me, I can’t even do anything with my bite 😕

[mrslaughterhouse5]

........ But you can bite as long as you have teeth, right?

I was more concerned about where you both were while Rachel was by himself.

[mrslaughterhouse5]

Headin' West. Time to see people!