MrSmileyTheUnstitched

The blog of the Mr smiley subsystem, but mostly run by Jekyll (he/they) I love booze, orange Lamborghinis, and post about whatever I want with a dash of mental illness content because it's my area of expertise :) Down to vibe, feel free to slither into my asks.

[pennyroyald]

How bad is it to swallow something sharp?

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

did you swallow something sharp?

[pennyroyald]

Kind of

Wasn't a lot of it so probably fine

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

Like how big was the chicken bone?

[pennyroyald]

How bad is it to swallow something sharp?

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

did you swallow something sharp?

[pennyroyald]

how old r u

Uhhhhhhhhh

(let me look that up I'll come back in a second

[pennyroyald]

Almost 16 👍

[test-chamber-half-an-hour-ago]

U had to look it up? And it’s in google????

[pennyroyald]

No it's in notes

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

you're so young and you've already been through so much....I'm so sorry

[pennyroyald]

I wanna bleed

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

no penny, no bleeding, keep your blood on the inside so you can live. Your life is precious

[pennyroyald]

Yofxuxy to move

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

you want to move?

[pennyroyald]

Hey penny and other people, just checking in to see if you're okay

I feel like I'm a horrid monster

Made a spicy blog today too

I haven't eaten and my throat burns

May or may not have repeated last night

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

you're not a horrid monster, and you should go eat something. Probably drink something too. Take care of yourself, okay?

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

Hello dear friends, 🌟

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[mrsmileytheunstitched]

not beating around the bush tonight

I want booze and cocktail recommendations. What do you internet people like? What's actually awful? What's your favourite wine brand? Let's sit down and have a nice chat :)

[pennyroyald]

I cut me wrist

Am dizzy

And stupid

[eminkunboy]

Wait... You did WHAT!?!?!?

[pennyroyald]

Nnthb that bst

Duizy

[eminkunboy]

Girl... You shouldn't do that! You shouldn't cut yerself!!... You're actually now worrying me...

[pennyroyald]

Am dorry

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

it's okay, you weren't bad or anything but you shouldn't do that. Talk to me. How do you feel now? Are you lying down? How's the bleeding? Can you still properly move all of the fingers in that hand?

[pennyroyald]

Icky

Sick

Tainted.

Yah laying down

Not bleeding to badly, just some

Only kind of

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

oh fuck. There might be some nerve damage or maybe it's just the inflammation. Can you go to the hospital or emergency care?

[pennyroyald]

Is cause laying in qrm

Qn no

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

okay, well, you definitely should if you can, as soon as you can. It sounds serious, though I'm glad you're alive rn

[pennyroyald]

Got slashed with knife didn't need to go

Can be fine with soot worsts

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

wait, was it an intentional cut or an accidental cut? How deep is it?

[pennyroyald]

Wrist or knife slash?

Wrist was on purpose not too deep

Knife slash was uncle

They did it on purpose

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

the bastard did fucking what?!Why the actual fuck would they do that?! Where did they slash you and how bad is it?

[pennyroyald]

He's abusive

Slashed dude s few days ago

Not that bad

Family member has medical exoeince

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

realistically it is fucking that bad, but as long as you're alive now. But still, penny that is fucked up.

[pennyroyald]

Is fine

Others have wprse

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

that does not make what you're going through right now any better. How are you feeling?

[pennyroyald]

Slepy

Is 4 am

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

You should go to sleep then. Please, please take care of yourself

[pennyroyald]

I cut me wrist

Am dizzy

And stupid

[eminkunboy]

Wait... You did WHAT!?!?!?

[pennyroyald]

Nnthb that bst

Duizy

[eminkunboy]

Girl... You shouldn't do that! You shouldn't cut yerself!!... You're actually now worrying me...

[pennyroyald]

Am dorry

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

it's okay, you weren't bad or anything but you shouldn't do that. Talk to me. How do you feel now? Are you lying down? How's the bleeding? Can you still properly move all of the fingers in that hand?

[pennyroyald]

Icky

Sick

Tainted.

Yah laying down

Not bleeding to badly, just some

Only kind of

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

oh fuck. There might be some nerve damage or maybe it's just the inflammation. Can you go to the hospital or emergency care?

[pennyroyald]

Is cause laying in qrm

Qn no

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

okay, well, you definitely should if you can, as soon as you can. It sounds serious, though I'm glad you're alive rn

[pennyroyald]

Got slashed with knife didn't need to go

Can be fine with soot worsts

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

wait, was it an intentional cut or an accidental cut? How deep is it?

[pennyroyald]

Wrist or knife slash?

Wrist was on purpose not too deep

Knife slash was uncle

They did it on purpose

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

the bastard did fucking what?!Why the actual fuck would they do that?! Where did they slash you and how bad is it?

[pennyroyald]

He's abusive

Slashed dude s few days ago

Not that bad

Family member has medical exoeince

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

realistically it is fucking that bad, but as long as you're alive now. But still, penny that is fucked up.

[pennyroyald]

Is fine

Others have wprse

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

that does not make what you're going through right now any better. How are you feeling?

[pennyroyald]

I cut me wrist

Am dizzy

And stupid

[eminkunboy]

Wait... You did WHAT!?!?!?

[pennyroyald]

Nnthb that bst

Duizy

[eminkunboy]

Girl... You shouldn't do that! You shouldn't cut yerself!!... You're actually now worrying me...

[pennyroyald]

Am dorry

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

it's okay, you weren't bad or anything but you shouldn't do that. Talk to me. How do you feel now? Are you lying down? How's the bleeding? Can you still properly move all of the fingers in that hand?

[pennyroyald]

Icky

Sick

Tainted.

Yah laying down

Not bleeding to badly, just some

Only kind of

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

oh fuck. There might be some nerve damage or maybe it's just the inflammation. Can you go to the hospital or emergency care?

[pennyroyald]

Is cause laying in qrm

Qn no

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

okay, well, you definitely should if you can, as soon as you can. It sounds serious, though I'm glad you're alive rn

[pennyroyald]

Got slashed with knife didn't need to go

Can be fine with soot worsts

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

wait, was it an intentional cut or an accidental cut? How deep is it?

[pennyroyald]

Wrist or knife slash?

Wrist was on purpose not too deep

Knife slash was uncle

They did it on purpose

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

the bastard did fucking what?!Why the actual fuck would they do that?! Where did they slash you and how bad is it?

[pennyroyald]

He's abusive

Slashed dude s few days ago

Not that bad

Family member has medical exoeince

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

realistically it is fucking that bad, but as long as you're alive now. But still, penny that is fucked up.

[pennyroyald]

I cut me wrist

Am dizzy

And stupid

[eminkunboy]

Wait... You did WHAT!?!?!?

[pennyroyald]

Nnthb that bst

Duizy

[eminkunboy]

Girl... You shouldn't do that! You shouldn't cut yerself!!... You're actually now worrying me...

[pennyroyald]

Am dorry

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

it's okay, you weren't bad or anything but you shouldn't do that. Talk to me. How do you feel now? Are you lying down? How's the bleeding? Can you still properly move all of the fingers in that hand?

[pennyroyald]

Icky

Sick

Tainted.

Yah laying down

Not bleeding to badly, just some

Only kind of

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

oh fuck. There might be some nerve damage or maybe it's just the inflammation. Can you go to the hospital or emergency care?

[pennyroyald]

Is cause laying in qrm

Qn no

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

okay, well, you definitely should if you can, as soon as you can. It sounds serious, though I'm glad you're alive rn

[pennyroyald]

Got slashed with knife didn't need to go

Can be fine with soot worsts

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

wait, was it an intentional cut or an accidental cut? How deep is it?

[pennyroyald]

Wrist or knife slash?

Wrist was on purpose not too deep

Knife slash was uncle

They did it on purpose

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

the bastard did fucking what?!Why the actual fuck would they do that?! Where did they slash you and how bad is it?

[pennyroyald]

I cut me wrist

Am dizzy

And stupid

[eminkunboy]

Wait... You did WHAT!?!?!?

[pennyroyald]

Nnthb that bst

Duizy

[eminkunboy]

Girl... You shouldn't do that! You shouldn't cut yerself!!... You're actually now worrying me...

[pennyroyald]

Am dorry

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

it's okay, you weren't bad or anything but you shouldn't do that. Talk to me. How do you feel now? Are you lying down? How's the bleeding? Can you still properly move all of the fingers in that hand?

[pennyroyald]

Icky

Sick

Tainted.

Yah laying down

Not bleeding to badly, just some

Only kind of

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

oh fuck. There might be some nerve damage or maybe it's just the inflammation. Can you go to the hospital or emergency care?

[pennyroyald]

Is cause laying in qrm

Qn no

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

okay, well, you definitely should if you can, as soon as you can. It sounds serious, though I'm glad you're alive rn

[pennyroyald]

Got slashed with knife didn't need to go

Can be fine with soot worsts

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

wait, was it an intentional cut or an accidental cut? How deep is it?

[corporationsarepeople]

When protesters marched in Washington after the killing of George Floyd, Donald Trump asked General Milley why the troops couldn’t just shoot them, suggesting maybe just “in the leg.”

Milley replied that he could not, because that would be illegal.

The Supreme Court has now ruled that it no longer will be, at least certainly not for the President to order it. And he can pardon the general that carries it out, and fire the ones that refuse.

If that doesn’t scare you, then I guess you can keep talking about stupid things like taking Biden off the ballot. If it does, then maybe focus on making sure it doesn’t happen, pressuring for Supreme Court reform, and saving this fucking country.

[pennyroyald]

I cut me wrist

Am dizzy

And stupid

[eminkunboy]

Wait... You did WHAT!?!?!?

[pennyroyald]

Nnthb that bst

Duizy

[eminkunboy]

Girl... You shouldn't do that! You shouldn't cut yerself!!... You're actually now worrying me...

[pennyroyald]

Am dorry

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

it's okay, you weren't bad or anything but you shouldn't do that. Talk to me. How do you feel now? Are you lying down? How's the bleeding? Can you still properly move all of the fingers in that hand?

[pennyroyald]

Icky

Sick

Tainted.

Yah laying down

Not bleeding to badly, just some

Only kind of

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

oh fuck. There might be some nerve damage or maybe it's just the inflammation. Can you go to the hospital or emergency care?

[pennyroyald]

Is cause laying in qrm

Qn no

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

okay, well, you definitely should if you can, as soon as you can. It sounds serious, though I'm glad you're alive rn

[pennyroyald]

I cut me wrist

Am dizzy

And stupid

[eminkunboy]

Wait... You did WHAT!?!?!?

[pennyroyald]

Nnthb that bst

Duizy

[eminkunboy]

Girl... You shouldn't do that! You shouldn't cut yerself!!... You're actually now worrying me...

[pennyroyald]

Am dorry

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

it's okay, you weren't bad or anything but you shouldn't do that. Talk to me. How do you feel now? Are you lying down? How's the bleeding? Can you still properly move all of the fingers in that hand?

[pennyroyald]

Icky

Sick

Tainted.

Yah laying down

Not bleeding to badly, just some

Only kind of

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

oh fuck. There might be some nerve damage or maybe it's just the inflammation. Can you go to the hospital or emergency care?

[pennyroyald]

I cut me wrist

Am dizzy

And stupid

[eminkunboy]

Wait... You did WHAT!?!?!?

[pennyroyald]

Nnthb that bst

Duizy

[eminkunboy]

Girl... You shouldn't do that! You shouldn't cut yerself!!... You're actually now worrying me...

[pennyroyald]

Am dorry

[mrsmileytheunstitched]

it's okay, you weren't bad or anything but you shouldn't do that. Talk to me. How do you feel now? Are you lying down? How's the bleeding? Can you still properly move all of the fingers in that hand?