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#this was just gonna be art of keichan but i can never forget the beloved suicidal pervert #anyway the first one is fucking killing me im a genius #blayne #delete later #my art

sawed-on-shotgun

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

ever since i started grad school ive been trying to be kinder to my peers and not ask questions like “how did this moron get into this program” and for the most part, im surrounded by smart people who don’t make me ask myself such questions. but there’s this one fucking guy. i stg every time he opens his mouth the entire class is speechless and in fucking awe bc not one thing he says makes any fucking sense. every suggestion, comment, what have you, that he makes makes me feel like im actively having a stroke. im surprised someone so stupid has survived this long in academia, let alone in the world.

#according to him. east asia isn’t real bc ‘in the west everyone is just called asian’#but of course east asian expert dumbass has a lot to say abt this given he believes that the koreas aren’t east asian #and that there’s only one real korea bc the japanese government (his god) only recognizes one. which means it MUST be true.#gtfo my face u pro-greater east asian co-prosperity sphere supporting TOOL !!!!!#blayne #delete later

wampyrs

Aɴɢᴇʟ • Sɪʟʜᴏᴜᴇᴛᴛᴇs Yᴀᴍᴀ Uʙᴀ Psʏᴄʜɪᴄ Eʏᴇ / Rᴀᴛsᴋɪɴ Rᴇᴄᴏʀᴅs (2024)

#trying to see yama uba later this month still…#yama uba #music

the amount of grown adults who feel the need to comment on meaningless yet unchangeable details about my appearance i encounter on a daily basis is kind of insane. like you don’t need to ask me if i’m ok after seeing a scar that’s clearly a decade old. or a birthmark. it’s been there for a minute. i’m good.

#omg wow i have scars from falling off a bike or picking a scab would you like a magnifying glass to look at them better #oh woooooow a very subtle birthmark yes pleaseeeeeeee ask me if im ok over and over again wow ive never heard this before #and one guy keeps fucking asking me if im ok bc i have pimples. ITS A PIMPLE. WHO CARES.#like oh my god is it rlly so hard not to give a shit abt this kind of stuff

starridge

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

#prev but also gackt #he’s my gwyneth paltrow #in that everything i know about him is against my will #also bordwell and thompson #u guys carried me thru my early days in film studies but the way u talk abt japan and japanese films… jail.

f2012image

ワタシとナイチンゲール

nobody has ever fumbled a job interview quite like i just have

#here’s to hoping #i have other places lined up to apply to but this one is niceeeeeee #the pay is also much better and less under the table #blayne #delete later

juliesresort

The many layers of that Julie outfit:

#they peeled her #kenji sawada

eh i keep making fun of a former classmate for saying “i ate pussy” instead of “i ate mango” but this weekend i nearly went “oh, a vagina!” instead of “oh, the map!”

#luckily i stopped myself in time and asked my friend how to say map #choose ur fighter: chizu/chitsu or mango/manko #so mortifying #blayne #delete later

ozempicofficial

#i remember making a joke abt this once #and someone went ‘that sounds like ocd’#and i was like no fuck you it isn’t #anyway happy one year anniversary to my ocd diagnosis #smh

gaysamurai

It's finally updated up to 2023....

acchan: meows

me: this is going in my cringe compilation

#*meows divaliciously*#buck-tick #cw flashing

cat-the-comet

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

mrsmiroir

one of my classmates was actively drawing silm yaoi in my fan studies class. i mentioned the silm fandom in relation to academia-style fanfictions and she shot up from her seat. came up to me after class and showed me too. she is working on silm doujinshi. very cool.

mrsmiroir

just found out she’s studying yumejoshi this is so sick

#she’s so cool…

saitama tourism bureau hire me and i’ll make you the most famous prefecture in the country. in the world even.

#what’s really dasai here are the marketing strategies.#of course. saitama (chichibu) is already famous To Me #goes to chichibu one (1) time and immediately becomes a chichibu otaku #bear with me it was the first time i touched grass in a while #(no bears with me tho. despite the warnings)#blayne #delete later