Mwaha?

Yeah that

[gothicprep]

i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter

[mrthemercenary]

It's ok I'm here lol

[neverland-avenue]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT

[atomau]

So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like

[bongsavior]

oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET

[alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard]

this footage must remain a secret or sloths will become the new hit pet because i WANT ONE THEY’RE SO UTE HOLY SHIT

[hufflepug79-deactivated20160122]

They’re like little baby goat-monkeys!!

[doobiedeity-blog]

Oh my GOD

[mrthemercenary]

Great now i fucking want one

[mrthemercenary]

Life in the military

[mrthemercenary]

Me and violapunk when she came to visit me

[imnotatrashgoblin]

I always see this message for girls, but guys need it too.

[nerdynativeguy]

Yes. Guys do need it too.

[tehjakers]

Yup

[mrthemercenary]

And I'm in the middle thinking "why am I surrounded by almost naked big guys?"

[tommypom]

tommypom sporting some american apparel hoodies.

[mrthemercenary]

How can this day get any cuter?

[iwillstaystrongiwillstaystr-blog]

[construindooser]

[jaymug]

[mrthemercenary]

I love rambo

[iwannasaxyouup-deactivated20130]

[iwannasaxyouup-deactivated20130]

Reblogging because I quite like this photo of myself.

[mrthemercenary]

I like this one lol

[semperfithefuckup]

A rare sighting of a Blue Falcon,

Hear it screech!

[iwannasaxyouup-deactivated20130]

BWAHAHAHA.

[mrthemercenary]

Oh God a blue falcon

[iwannasaxyouup-deactivated20130]

If you ever wear any article of a military uniform that you haven’t earned (and I don’t give a fuck if it belongs to your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife):

I’m probably going to imagine backhanding the ever living fuck out of you. 

[kurohimitsu]

[nicholasandrews]

[jon-o-rama]

beards make you hotter.

this is science.

[draculah]

and mustaches make you creepier.

that is also science.

[violapunk]

Gary, you’re always sexy.

[mrthemercenary]

Booyah

[briennneoftarth-deactivated2013]

[meriancel-deactivated20191216]

what do u mean this gift is not for me?

my heart is broken

i’m cry

[joyouscatus]

omf it gets even sadder when he drags it away from him

[tommypom]

Bed?

[mrthemercenary]

Love Tommy!

[maxforfree]

CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY

[the-oncie-ler-blog]

HOW.WHAT.EXPLAIN.

[violapunk]

oh my god. BABY. LOOK.

[mrthemercenary]

WANT! GIMME NOW I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES GIMME NOW!