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[tehjakers]

oops forgot what blog I was on

[divineofficial]

Happy Pride! 🌈

[theehorsepusssy]

[yodaprod]

1993

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[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[tehjakers]

When I decorate the tree, I like to dress up as well.

[tehjakers]

Here it is. My first and now probably last post on this platform. It’s been a wild 10 years since I joined. I’ve made a lot of online friends and for that I’m extremely grateful. And if it wasn’t for this website I wouldn’t have met my now boyfriend @chris-says-no

Farewell tumblr you’ve been good to me but I’ve outgrown you like many others.

I’m still on Facebook/Twitter/instagram: same sn tehjakers

Adios my friends,

Jake. Aka “tehjakers”

[trashythingsgohere]

[queen-neyde]

[tehjakers]

[a-shortcut-to-shrooms]

Unmute for spooks

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

[drunkenkeith]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you haven’t drank anything all day and you finally have a glass of cold water and it hits your thirstussy:

[arbitrary-stag]

[chromance]

I spent two whole hours on this please appreciate it

[tehjakers]

Fresh fade and beard trim https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnjfn_bAjWM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1aes901jj4t09

[tehjakers]

Officially 35, obligatory send birthday nudes post https://www.instagram.com/p/BnOuC_zg7Zv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kgesuufzk6sp

[tehjakers]

Now I can’t even on ice... and yeah that’s a Sex and the City shirt https://www.instagram.com/p/BnJj6h5gUxg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14c0lynkdf2p3

[tehjakers]

#tbt baby fat face for my 20th birthday 15 years ago... https://www.instagram.com/p/BnHUhWqg8__/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1emuws7h1sas2