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Yes! Please keep your snails safe! (I would like to note that in my experience, some snails are too big to retract enough to stop sticking to the ground. However, take that with a grain of salt)
Keep that grain of salt away from the snails, you monster!!
oh my God i amnso sorry,,
Baby snakes chilling in a plant pot
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me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion
first response on a catholic forum:
The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.
It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.
It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s
this is so fucking funny holy shit
nice last place trophy you made for yourself
lmaoooooo
[cia voice]: we poppin the BIGGEST bottles when the bay of pigs invasion is successful
currently waiting on oneeeee emailllll so i can quit my jobbbbbbb and i’m so frustrated because they keep taking like, 24 hours to get back to me, but i want to give myself a week off, and memorial day weekend is here, and i would rather not just give one week’s notice to my current job?
hell yeah i’m quitting tomorrow to do a job that’s gonna pay me more to only work 35 hours a weeeeeeeeek bayyybeee!!! my health has continued to be pretty shitty and my job has had me booked at 150% capacity for 3 months with no signs of my workload reducing anytime soon, and that definitely has not helped! the final straw was our health insurance suddenly getting markedly more expensive AND WORSE! and i’m only giving them 1.5 weeks of notice because fuck ‘em, and i’m giving myself a week off, and honestly as happy i am about the new job i’m just so ecstatically happy to be QUITTING
currently waiting on oneeeee emailllll so i can quit my jobbbbbbb and i’m so frustrated because they keep taking like, 24 hours to get back to me, but i want to give myself a week off, and memorial day weekend is here, and i would rather not just give one week’s notice to my current job?
oh ok so when a woman has sex with a man she's straight but when a man does it he's gay. right
it’s fucking misandry
this is actually a symptom of adhd
This is too funny to not share it.
She????had pussy for breakfast????
Did she fucking stutter?
today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information
cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too
I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.
This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.
When I think I’ve seen enough
Almost burst into happy tears
Lady Dimitrescu loves trans people and respects our identities! She would murder the shit out of me, because I am a manthing, and I would thank her for it with my dying breath!
Lady Dimitrescu: All women are welcome here.
Me: Actually, I’m a man.
Lady Dimitrescu: Die then.
Me: ❤️💖💗💕💞💓💘💝
I’ll never stop thinking about how the three cops–John Balcerzak, Joseph Gabrish and Richard Porubcan–who returned a kidnapped child to Jeffrey Dahmer to be murdered after he was found naked and delirious and bleeding with a hole in his head and mocked the women trying to rescue him not only got their jobs back but Balcerzak was later elected as the president of the Milwaukee Police Association and served as a cop until 2017
no one is better at articulating the malicious incompetence of law enforcement than cops themselves
So just so we’re all clear on what didn’t stand out to these piece of shit cops:
Konerak Sinthasomphone was 14 years old at the time. Dahmer was 31. The cops thought that was ‘a caring relationship’. Dahmer told them he was 18-20 years old and they believed him.
Konerak actually looked younger than that - the women who found him when he escaped Dahmer’s apartment thought he was 11 or 12. Again, these idiot asshole cops believed he was 18-20 years old.
He was naked.
He was drugged and bleeding.
I’ll never stop thinking about how the three cops–John Balcerzak, Joseph Gabrish and Richard Porubcan–who returned a kidnapped child to Jeffrey Dahmer to be murdered after he was found naked and delirious and bleeding with a hole in his head and mocked the women trying to rescue him not only got their jobs back but Balcerzak was later elected as the president of the Milwaukee Police Association and served as a cop until 2017
no one is better at articulating the malicious incompetence of law enforcement than cops themselves
Meowberus
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