*Ambient Cave Sound*

𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤..

[mrthespellcaster]

In a dream I saw my self in a different time, I was a mole and life was good

[theweevilwizardofthewest]

Overcast weather?

I think I did a pretty good job actually

[mrthespellcaster]

Been reallll quite in the tower recently,,,, too quite

Perhaps I should plan out my apprentice’s education

[gollygeewhizard]

Standing with my hands on my hips with the other dads examining the burst pipe that's spewing hellfire and the souls of the damned onto the street.

[god-offical]

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[jrspellcaster]

I've been allowed back into the tower!

[mrthespellcaster]

It is wonderful to be back into the tower as well, we shall feast well this night

[glittermagic4ever]

its nice in here :3

[mrthespellcaster]

How did you get into my tower ???

[jrspellcaster]

I've been allowed back into the tower!

[mrthespellcaster]

It is wonderful to be back into the tower as well, we shall feast well this night

[scroogmcdook]

Fuck it im cursing my nearest village

I made a new spell and i have been DYING to use but im tired of waiting so this new batch of villager will experience

Sentient Feet Bones

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

Do Sentient Feet Bones enjoy stepping on Legos? Or do they hurt more?

[scroogmcdook]

Depends on the feet really. Usually the feet take from the persons brain so sometimes i do get massochist feet and that there is not a pleasant experience to observe.....

[jrspellcaster]

Kid they got me locked up -Mr The

Sir! Whatever could you mean ?!

[mrthespellcaster]

I have been stuck in jail…. The fog went well, too well as I got lost in it and then arrested

[jrspellcaster]

By the bog, my goodness..how could this happen.

[mrthespellcaster]

I request your aid in these dire circumstances

[jrspellcaster]

The fancy cups.. I'm sold.

[mrthespellcaster]

Okay good thank you my faithful student, I’ll just wait in my cell…

[jrspellcaster]

Kid they got me locked up -Mr The

Sir! Whatever could you mean ?!

[mrthespellcaster]

I have been stuck in jail…. The fog went well, too well as I got lost in it and then arrested

[jrspellcaster]

By the bog, my goodness..how could this happen.

[mrthespellcaster]

I request your aid in these dire circumstances

[jrspellcaster]

Kid they got me locked up -Mr The

Sir! Whatever could you mean ?!

[mrthespellcaster]

I have been stuck in jail…. The fog went well, too well as I got lost in it and then arrested

[mrthespellcaster]

This just in I’ve been put in county jail charged with public disberbance and unlawful use of fog

[jrspellcaster]

The whales are coming.

[jrspellcaster]

It appears I have done right. I have begun to consume some kind of antifungal potion. My curse seems to be lifting.

[mrthespellcaster]

HUZZA, once you are free of this curse I’ll pull out the fancy goblet for you to partake in

[platosshadowpuppet]

Does your flat feel sterile and lonely? Are you a perennial plant killer and find that people with aquariums kind of give you the ick?

Well than a screaming skull might be just the thing for you!

A low maintenance constant companion that will help keep the walls from closing in and drown out those voices in your head.

Just choose a corner with a good view of the room (they like to stare judgementally at the living), ornament with a wooly hat or pair of sunglasses of your choice, and wave loneliness goodbye!

Pros include:

An objective ear for your troubles

Source of background noise

Home intruder alarm

Cons

The screaming. oh god the screaming

unsettling and vague prophecising

difficult to dust

[pukicho]

Various biological mechanisms allow me the freedoms to fail

[jeph-the-wizard]

terrible, vile thing.