“Pleasure to meet you, Officer Wright.”
“And what should I call you?”

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@mrwright-garrett
“Pleasure to meet you, Officer Wright.”
“And what should I call you?”
“Are you aware that you’re a moron for believing in such tomfoolery?”
“Who damaged you so much that turned you into a bitter old lady in the body of a super hot 20-something...”
“Garrett, I swear to the gods…”
“So how about we celebrate with a nice dinner and wine?”
“No no, don’t use that word. Let’s just say, I don’t like sharing.”
“We so are...”
“Well that’s pretty brave, I hope it’s not a thankless job. I’d be too scared to do that, I think. I’m a performer. Musicals, like Broadway and that kind of thing, but I haven’t made it that big yet.”
“I get the satisfaction of helping others of course... I won’t be driving a ferrari anytime soon though... It’s also kind of a family legacy.”
“Me, too,” she said, a bit awkward. “Um, what’s your name?”
“Wright, officer Garrett Wright.”
“Well Officer Garrett Wright, I’m Phoebe. Phoebe Estelle. I can’t say I save the world on a daily basis, what’s it like being a cop?”
It’s not always easy, it can get pretty tasking you know? Always putting others before you, risking your life, for some people it’s scary but you know, someone has to serve and protect. What do you do?
“Easy there, tiger. Save it for later, alright? And just a heads-up. If I find out you’re pulling this tradition bullshit on anyone else, I’ll castrate you myself.”
“Does that mean we’re.... dating?”
“Well I feel like we’ve both done our holiday duty now. What do you think would have happened if we ignored the mistletoe? Something catastrophic I bet, that kiss probably saved the world.”
“Saving the world is what I do. I’m Wright, Officer Garrett Wright.”
“And I’m not one to break it.”
“I love the Holidays.”
“Huh, you’re right. It’s definitely mistletoe. Well, I do love a good tradition.”
“And who are we to stand in the way of tradition.”
“… So we are… Er, shall we… get this kiss over and done with?”
“Tradition is important after all...”
“I will chop your dick off and feed it to Piper if you even try, Garrett.”
“Are you aware it’s bad luck to break tradition?”
“Well, I don’t have to do jack shit, tradition or not, but…”
“There. Now leave me alone, you imbecile.”
“...You sure... We’re still standing under it anyway...”
“Would you look at that... We’re standing under the mistletoe... I guess there’s only one thing left to do... It is tradition after all...”
“…What?”
“Yeah the had the best M.E working the body and cops and detectives every possible scenario but there was no foul play, guy lived a live too intense for his body to handle and heart just gave in.”
“I can still smell the pumpkin cookies.. Eugh.”
“Pumpkin cookies are disgusting, you however are still the hottest baker in the city.”